WTf is it with all these people liking big dicks and mocking small one. Mine is even smaller than this and it doesn't hinder me from sending girls i sleep with to heaven.

I'd be more worried about these girls having dicks in the first place.......

A good response to this would be, "Are you gonna make love to me or not? No matter what your answer, you better stop making fun of me over my dick size. Before I see to it you have no dicks of your own to humiliate mine with."

Harsh? Yes, but not much harsher than their cruel, evil words to me.