It's a potaaju comic. Translations will not make it any more comprehensible.

/translation anyway plz

Edit: I stand corrected. It's perfectly comprehensible, but instead absurd. As expected of potaaju!

Such a fearsome barrier...

Oboro barriaer!
http://dagobah.net/flash/OboroBarrier.swf

I just imagine aki sisters with hisoutensoku's sprites