I kinda had the same reaction when i was younger.

SEXY THERMO HEXY

That really should be her official name in all versions.

If they ever make a game tied to ocarina of time again, they should expound on ganons upbringing n gerudo desert. can't imagine having tose two as "moms" and being surrounded by a harem 24/7. Its really no wonder he turned out the way he did.