Guide for dating the dead tip #1534: Like in any relationship make sure your willing to commit. If not then expect to be committed in the best case scenario, or committed to the cemetery in the worse case scenario where you will then spend the rest of eternity having to argue with your jilted lover.

Also, and this is very important, make sure the spirit your dating doesn't have the ability to instantly kill you on the spot! I just can't stress this one enough. Plenty of people have made the mistake of not letting their lover down gently before trying to break up with them which brings us back to the cemetery.

Guide for dating the dead tip #1535: This one should be obvious; just like the living be nice to the dead. If not then karma is going to bite you in the worse way possible, and you will have no one to blame, but yourself.