Ma'am, you have defaced a national treasure.

Hansen_Sebastian said:
Added the androgynous and reverse_trap tags because short-haired Remi looks more of a little boy.

Pulled from that tag's description:

"As a rule of thumb, if you can correctly tell the gender with complete certainty from the thumbnail alone, it's not a reverse trap."

It's Remilia with a buzz-cut, and it's obvious that it's her from the thumbnail. So nope.

Behold, the vampire monk.

"As buzzcuts go, it doesn't look too bad, I mean, it'll grow back."

"Yeah? And how do you explain that to these kids, who have never seen a vampire before, and now probably won't ever have the desire to see one again?"

"Kids, it'll grow back."

"YAAAAY"