In World News - Defective Time Machine found to act as fountain of youth for the elderly, CEO Of Cookie Co. had this to say "Well fix it then. Eternal youth? If that Time Machine isn't bringing in cookies, then what good is it to me?"
In other news, more and more sabretooth tigers found near Cookie Factories wearing tiny hard hats.
In World News - Defective Time Machine found to act as fountain of youth for the elderly, CEO Of Cookie Co. had this to say "Well fix it then. Eternal youth? If that Time Machine isn't bringing in cookies, then what good is it to me?"
In other news, more and more sabretooth tigers found near Cookie Factories wearing tiny hard hats.
We need to get all the elder women into these time machines right now
