It's like someone took my greatest fantasy and condensed it down to one picture...

She tells you you're staying here for the night, wears panties like that, and then gets all hostile about the precise spot you're sleeping. Truly a great tease/tsundere.

I don't mean to be intentionally vulgar, but if I were in that situation and had the chance, I would destroy her pelvis.

ShadowMKII said:

I don't mean to be intentionally vulgar, but if I were in that situation and had the chance, I would destroy her pelvis.

How long has she been frustrated, waiting for the right man to come along?

She might destroy YOUR pelvis.

Not that you'd complain... ^_^