I've always wanted to get the full story behind Sasuke's little shorts. So I'm going to bump this in the vain hope of a little more translation work. Yeah, it's daunting.
PiruNniiiii~A day in the Yakumo householdCats dislike having their ears touched.Ahh-Ran-sama is an idiot! I hate you!!... ... Wow.hawa-Ran: Chen hates me... There's no reason to live anymore... (sob)Nya!?Chen: "Awawawa, something horrible has happened to Ran-sama...!"Awawawa... (panic)From somewhere, and it doesn't matter where, came a heavenly voice!piku-n (stir)Chen "Huh? Huh? Like, like this...?"Artificial respiration and...Heart massage!?muhapikko pikko (wriggle wriggle)puku- (ballooning)shuko- shuko- (pump pump)Heart massage?don (bang)Chen: "It's called massage, so... I just rub it, right?"So close.monyu (squeeze)Chen: "... ... ... So soft."furu~n (jiggle)payu~n (jiggle)payu~n payu~n (jiggle jiggle)...hm, aah... It seems like it feels better and better...Oh, dear.I might as well die...Ran: (Ar, artificial resuscitation and chest, chest, heart massage!? Haahaa)Flat, dejectedWaha-Ran: "? ...Chen? ... ... ... Has she fallen asleep?"Yukari: "Oh, dear. What a mess."Ran: "You just said something that made me happy!!!"Chen: "Nyaaaaaggggggghhhhh!?!?!?!?!?!"splurtturn aroundNyaaah!?dash(heart beating)Chen: "I told you to leave my ears alone!!"Um...Ran: "Chen...? Hey, Buruwaaaaaaaaaah!?!?"This is where you do artificial respiration and heart massage.Heavenly voice!?Ah...Chen: "Hau... (cry)"powa~nnnggggggMounted Cat Punch!!Chen: "Ran-sama, don't do it!"bishi (snap)dofu (tackle)ng-hauwaki waki (grabby grabby)uhaArtificial respiration and...Chen, that's wrong! That's wrong, Chen!nigi nigi (clasp clasp)payoRan: (It's OK, Chen! You still have a future!)Chen: "Just, just a bit..."Uhyo-..pakussha- (bam)biku (rattle)Gya-su!fidgetingHa ha...Ran: "Ch, Chen..."Ran: "What? Ah... That can't be... Chen... Uh... Uuuh... Hauuu... (cry)"Oh, dear.Aaaggghh!! Wait, Chen, stop iiiiit!!Ah... No, I guess this is fine...Ran: "?"Chen: "There is definitely no way I would hate you, Ran-sama!"Ran: "!!!"shakingChen: "Uwaaan! Ran-sama is scary!!"Yukari: "Looking like that would scare anyone away."Ah...petasu (sound of gently hitting the floor)You're the one who did it.kaBecause artificial respiration seems difficult, she starts with the heart massage.Moved to tearsRan: (!? Huh, hang on, Chen, what are you...!?)Ran: (Ch, Chen is on the attack!? That, that's good too... haahaa...)Ah... That, that's...Ran-sama, you're so cute...Chen: "Feels so good..."poyu-n (bounce)bai-n (bounce)su-... (breathing)Ran: "I got in the way of your afternoon nap... good dreams, Chen..."kyu (hug)Girl waking up...kua~...Nni...The illustration of hellish cries of agony.bei beimoi moiGyaaaahhh!! Stop it, Chen! Chen, stop iiiit!! Yu, Yukari-sama, help meeee!!Not listening.Ran: "I, I thought they were getting torn off... (sweat)"Ou, ou, ou, ouch...I'm so sorry...Chen: "Um, um, Ran-sama..."Whaaaaaat!?shockgloomsob... sob...A lot happens every day, but today is another peaceful day for the Yakumo family.E he he...limpbishi-
