At least it's not a Badass.

Always like making them go Badass and up intentionally. Less work picking off the mobs and forcing them to go GOD-liath.

Kadoya said:

Always like making them go Badass and up intentionally. Less work picking off the mobs and forcing them to go GOD-liath.

The 3x XP bonus is nice too.

If I'm not mistaken, this is the first borderlands X Touhou crossover yet.

AVOID ME ALL YOU WANT, BITCH!

mimeki said:

If I'm not mistaken, this is the first borderlands X Touhou crossover yet.

We need a Mechromancer Nitori soon.

With Hisoutensoku as Deathtrap.

NNescio said:

We need a Mechromancer Nitori soon.

With Hisoutensoku as Deathtrap.

Hisoutensoku's too big, d'oh...

Who's gonna be the vault hunters (for both games)?

Reisen could be Axton, Koishi for Zer0?

Searchwanted said:

Hisoutensoku's too big, d'oh...

Who's gonna be the vault hunters (for both games)?

Reisen could be Axton, Koishi for Zer0?

Hmm.

Reimu = Roland
Mokou = Lilith
Yuugi = Herself Brick
Youmu (and her BFF, Myon) = Mordercai
Reisen = Axton
Kaguya = Maya? I mean...if I'm gonna pit two immortals together...
Marisa = Salvador (I rather switch her with Reisen. Makes more sense seeing as Axton is bi.)
Sakuya = Zero (redundant, I know)
Gaige = Nitori
Kreig = Flandre

Meanwhile, who's Angel and the other NPCs?

Searchwanted said:

Meanwhile, who's Angel and the other NPCs?

Dunno about Angel, but I can sure have Byakuren (or Reimu) as Handsome Jack.

GMO said:

Hmm.

Reimu = Roland
Mokou = Lilith
Yuugi = Herself Brick
Youmu (and her BFF, Myon) = Mordercai
Reisen = Axton
Kaguya = Maya? I mean...if I'm gonna pit two immortals together...
Marisa = Salvador (I rather switch her with Reisen. Makes more sense seeing as Axton is bi.)
Sakuya = Zero (redundant, I know)
Gaige = Nitori
Kreig = Flandre

Seija = Maya (She can phaselock things by turning them outside down)

I was thinking Kasen as Truxican Wrestler Mordecai with P-chan (AKA the Dapeng) as Bloodwing.

Reimu's power to float out of existence (Musou Tensei) is probably the closest we can get to Phasewalk, but her character themes don't fit too well otherwise, and Firehawk/Phoenix Mokou is just too good to pass up.

Searchwanted said:

Meanwhile, who's Angel and the other NPCs?

Eirin = Dr. Zed/Ned
Rinnosuke = Marcus
Yukari = Moxxi (personality-wise. Plus she has a certain relationship with Kourin)

Suika = Tiny Tina
Deibu (Annoying Yukkuri Reimu) = Claptrap

Hatate = Angel? (I mean, she's kinda a shut-in and has electronics-related abilities)

GMO said:

Dunno about Angel, but I can sure have Byakuren (or Reimu) as Handsome Jack.

" So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a tiger made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool."

"I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond tiger I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stripes”? Nah, that’s even worse. I’ll give it some more thought."

"I should probably clarify -- the diamond tiger I’ve been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living tiger that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stripes! Say hello."

"Butt Stripes says hello."

"Sometimes I envy you hunters-- you’re so...unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, honor, ambition, good looks...I could go on. I won’t. But I could."

"See, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly-- man, this one rabbit in the Bamboo Grove, right? Forest's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This gal rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his underlings are all, "aghhhhh!,” and, ah...you had to be there. Anyway, the moral is: you're a bitch."

"Did you know littering in Myouren Shrine is punishable by death? If not, you also oughtta know complaining about Myouren Shrine's laws is considered verbal littering."

"Alright, you mindless gun-hands: you're looking for a really hot chick with white hair and fire powers. An immortal. Specifically, one named Mokou. The official reports say she died in the Bamboo Grove, but I'm positive she's hiding out near Mayohiga. If you catch wind of her, tell me and I'll pay you enough money to build a mansion made out of other, smaller mansions. Out."

"Yeah, I just realized you grunts are gonna get yourselves killed without this little tidbit: all immortals are using different, crazy-ass powers. You cannot -- I repeat, CANNOT win a fight with them in one on one combat. you see Mokou, contact me IMMEDIATELY. I can handle her -- you can't. Me yes, you no!"

"I'm gonna kill you and the rest of your stupid Youkai Hunter friends!"

"Hey, you know how I got my hands on that Vault Key? See, a few years back, Ichirin and I paid a visit to your little friend Yuyuko. And we beat her for hours. We ripped it outta her broken fingers. But we let her live. Because that’s what heroes do. They show mercy."

"Do me a favor. You think about how all of Reimu’s training, all his experience counted for nothing once she met me. And ask yourself, if I could kill the wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise without breaking a sweat, how hard will it be to kill a psychotic maid and a drunken frickin' immortal?"

"The Dragon was practically a god. How -- HOW in the hell have you killed my Dragon?"

"You idiots! The Dragon could have brought peace to this land! No more dangerous creatures, no more bandits, Gensokyo-it would have been a PARADISE!!"

FRien said:

" So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a tiger made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool."

"I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond tiger I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stripes”? Nah, that’s even worse. I’ll give it some more thought."

"I should probably clarify -- the diamond tiger I’ve been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living tiger that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stripes! Say hello."

"Butt Stripes says hello."

"Sometimes I envy you hunters-- you’re so...unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, honor, ambition, good looks...I could go on. I won’t. But I could."

"See, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly-- man, this one rabbit in the Bamboo Grove, right? Forest's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This gal rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his underlings are all, "aghhhhh!,” and, ah...you had to be there. Anyway, the moral is: you're a bitch."

"Did you know littering in Myouren Shrine is punishable by death? If not, you also oughtta know complaining about Myouren Shrine's laws is considered verbal littering."

"Alright, you mindless gun-hands: you're looking for a really hot chick with white hair and fire powers. An immortal. Specifically, one named Mokou. The official reports say she died in the Bamboo Grove, but I'm positive she's hiding out near Mayohiga. If you catch wind of her, tell me and I'll pay you enough money to build a mansion made out of other, smaller mansions. Out."

"Yeah, I just realized you grunts are gonna get yourselves killed without this little tidbit: all immortals are using different, crazy-ass powers. You cannot -- I repeat, CANNOT win a fight with them in one on one combat. you see Mokou, contact me IMMEDIATELY. I can handle her -- you can't. Me yes, you no!"

"I'm gonna kill you and the rest of your stupid Youkai Hunter friends!"

"Hey, you know how I got my hands on that Vault Key? See, a few years back, Wilhelm and I paid a visit to your little friend Yuyuko. And we beat her for hours. We ripped it outta her broken fingers. But we let her live. Because that’s what heroes do. They show mercy."

"Do me a favor. You think about how all of Reimu’s training, all his experience counted for nothing once she met me. And ask yourself, if I could kill the wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise without breaking a sweat, how hard will it be to kill a psychotic maid and a drunken frickin' immortal?"

"The Dragon was practically a god. How -- HOW in the hell have you killed my Dragon?"

"You idiots! The Dragon could have brought peace to this land! No more dangerous creatures, no more bandits, Gensokyo-it would have been a PARADISE!!"

So Myouren would have been Angel then?

Yuugi: Siren. Dibs. My Sirens name is "Brick" and she is the prettiest.

"Oh look at you! Made it to Mikoville, huh? Well done! Be sure and waaaave~ when the Five Magic Stones and I fly over and BURN IT TO THE GROUND!

Diabolicwave said:

So Myouren would have been Angel then?

"I love how you Youkai Hunters just up and trusted Myouren. It never occurred to you that he was working for me, did it? I did the same thing to the last four Youkai Hunters, but I'll be incredibly honest, tricking you girls this time? Way funnier."

"I learned a lot from observing Gensoukyou, learned a lot about selfishness, about greed, but most of all, I learned no matter how Badass they may be, anyone would happily lay down their life for a handsome boy with big, golden eyes."

"Sometimes I envy you hunters-- you’re so...unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, honor, ambition, good looks...I could go on. I won’t. But I could."

"CHARISMA! I forgot to mention Charisma!"

(seemed like a good replacement for dignity in Gensoukyou)

GMO said:

"Oh look at you! Made it to Mikoville, huh? Well done! Be sure and waaaave~ when the Five Magic Stones and I fly over and BURN IT TO THE GROUND!

"I love how you Youkai Hunters just up and trusted Myouren. It never occurred to you that he was working for me, did it? I did the same thing to the last four Youkai Hunters, but I'll be incredibly honest, tricking you girls this time? Way funnier."

"I learned a lot from observing Gensoukyou, learned a lot about selfishness, about greed, but most of all, I learned no matter how Badass they may be, anyone would happily lay down their life for a handsome boy with big, golden eyes."

"Ichirin, please make a note: I'm strangling Miss Hieda for bringing up my brother."

"Ah ah ah -- choking is something you do when you eat too fast. As I'm crushing Miss Hieda's windpipe with my watch chain, what I'm doing is strangling."

"Shhhhh. Tut-tut-tut-tut-tut. Anything else on today's agenda, Ichirin?"

"Got it out of your system? That feel good? Great. Now go home and stop screwin' with my stuff, or we're gonna have a problem."

"I can actually see why you'd wanna tear that particular statue down. Clearly, you're illiterate, and the image of me enjoying a good sutra scrolls just makes your head hurt somethin' awful."

"You know what book I'm reading in that image? It's called "101 ways to forcibly make vandals eat their own entrails." I'll let you borrow it sometime."

"Oh come ON -- what's wrong with that statue? I'm holding the Vault Key, and a BABY. You know what babies are, right? Those little pink things your kind eats after you're done rolling around in your own feces?"

"I get it. You're one of those conspiracy theorists. "Muhhh, Hijiri Bybia didn't really open the Vault, she stole the key, wake up sheeple." I thought I'd already killed off the rest of you tinfoil hat-wearing pricks."

"Oh, yeah, and since you shiver-brains evidently don't know how to listen, I'll say it again: stop bringing in fake immortals. Only two immortals can exist in Gensokyo at any given time, and I already know one -- you're not gonna convince me you happened to find the remaining one just by dying some random chick's hair white. I will admit, it was mildly amusing the first dozen times you idiots tried it, but now my office smells like blood and dye. So quit it! "

"You are endangering my sweet brother. This is my vow, every friend, every child, every person you ever passed on the street. I’m gonna kill them all. You didn’t follow the rules, hunter."

"Myouren, shut the HELL up!"

"Sweetheart, everything you could ever want is within these four walls! Do you have any idea how much I've sacrificed for you? The bandits I've killed, the people I've manipulated -- everything I've done was to protect you!"

"What’s that saying? Don’t pick a fight with a woman with nothing left to lose? I’m going to show you just how much you have left to lose -- and I got the most powerful man in Gensokyo to do it with. Rinnosuke, kill the youkai hunter. We’ve got a date to keep with the Dragon."

"People of Gensokyo...my brother is...dead. Murdered. By the youkai hunter. So I’ve decided -- I’m rescinding the bounty on the youkai hunter. If you should kill that brother-murdering sonofabitch before I do? I will find you. And you will regret denying me my vengeance."

"You’re right on time -- the key’s nearly ready! But before I cleanse this land for good, I am gonna avenge my brother!"

"Kourin has quite the little mouth on him -- and, as it turns out, when that Eridium is pumping through his body, I can stab him over and over and over and it just heals right back up. (beat) I’m told it’s agonizing. Oh, he looks pissed."

"What is this even ACCOMPLISHING? Are you just trying to piss me off? Was that your goal? Well mission accomplished, jaggoff. When I'm curbstomping your dumb hat to death, you can take solace in the fact that, one time, for like, eight seconds, you mildly irritated me. Good for you."

genshou said:

"CHARISMA! I forgot to mention Charisma!"

(seemed like a good replacement for dignity in Gensoukyou)

"Logic" counts too, I suppose.

GMO said:

Kreig = Flandre

And I thought Krieg was completely batshit insane before. Now I'm just peeing myself.

GMO said:

"Logic" counts too, I suppose.

Gensoukyou has its own sort of logic, I suppose. 'Charisma' would honestly only be best-suited if Remilia were Handsome Jack (which isn't a bad match, come to think of it).

genshou said:

And I thought Krieg was completely batshit insane before. Now I'm just peeing myself.
Gensoukyou has its own sort of logic, I suppose. 'Charisma' would honestly only be best-suited if Remilia were Handsome Jack (which isn't a bad match, come to think of it).

Remilia would work if Flandre is Angel but Flandre being Angel isn't something that I can see.

All of this is genius, favourited just for the comments, someone needs to draw this stuff. Also Cirno/the entirety of Team 9 (How do I get the Nineball into text?) as Claptrap(s).

Eterya said:

All of this is genius, favourited just for the comments, someone needs to draw this stuff. Also Cirno/the entirety of Team 9 (How do I get the Nineball into text?) as Claptrap(s).

"Oh god! They're coming outta the wall-sphincters!"

"Well, it was nice knowing ya! I hear getting eaten alive by giant frogs isn't such a bad way to go. I should know."

"Ugh -- AGAIN?! Byakuren’s tearing Gensokyo apart to find the where the Dragon is buried. They say Byakuren’s drilling operations are causing those earthquakes. That, or your mom just got outta bed. ZING !"

"Sanae was the first lieutenant on Suwako's ship. Real nice gal, if you don't mind being tortured everytime she's drunk, which is always."

"Ow! Guys, you don’t HAVE to beat me up -- we can talk this through, right? Here, I’ll do it for you! “Hey Cirno, how are you?” “Oh, I’m fine -- I kinda wish you wouldn’t beat me up, though. “Why?” “Cause it really hurts!” “You make a good point, Cirno, but beating you up makes US feel really good!” “I know, I know, guys, but it makes ME feel really bad!” “But Cirno, you’re a fairy -- are you even capable of feeling pain?” “Well, uh, no, I guess I’m not.” “So, pummelling you makes us feel good, and DOESN’T hurt you, there’s no harm in us continuing to do it, right?” ...Actually, now that I’ve talked it all out, I think you guys have the moral high ground, here. Pummel away !"

"Nice boomsticks, friendo! You're looking swank! Now, to get to Mayohiga, we've gotta retrieve my power from the clutches of Suwako. She's a real douche: dumb as a bag of wrenches, ripe with the stench of bitches-- "
"So, Cirno’s got a new friend, huh? I gotta say, I miss the little piece a’ shit -- the noises she made when we set her on fire...brings a tear to my eye."
"Protect me, minion! Suwako used to treat me like a sentient wart freezer !"

"You hear me, Byakuren?! You killed my friends! You destroyed my house ! I am the last fairy in existence, AND I AM GOING TO TEABAG AND FREEZE YOUR CORPSE!"

"Dammit, Byakuren-- how did you know fire was my ONLY weakness?! Next to electrocution, and explosions, and gunfire, rust, corrosion, being kicked a lot, viruses, starvation, untranslated futa4192 art, being called bad names, bloodloss, being whipped with burning branches, and depth bomb, amputee porn, lesbian porno, being drawn in NTR doujins, drowning, bad movies, being tortured, fairies onset diabetes, being looked at funny, heart attacks, being raped, exposure to oxygen, being turned down by Rinnosuke, mindbreak doujins, being forced to watch Koishi's Heart-Throbbing Adventures, being called Sarno, and pet allergens! Your brilliance is matched only by your malevolence !"

"And then Cirno said something stupid and ruined everything."

FRien said:

"Ow! Guys, you don’t HAVE to beat me up -- we can talk this through, right? Here, I’ll do it for you! “Hey Cirno, how are you?” “Oh, I’m fine -- I kinda wish you wouldn’t beat me up, though. “Why?” “Cause it really hurts!” “You make a good point, Cirno, but beating you up makes US feel really good!” “I know, I know, guys, but it makes ME feel really bad!” “But Cirno, you’re a fairy -- are you even capable of feeling pain?” “Well, uh, no, I guess I’m not.” “So, pummelling you makes us feel good, and DOESN’T hurt you, there’s no harm in us continuing to do it, right?” ...Actually, now that I’ve talked it all out, I think you guys have the moral high ground, here. Pummel away !"

Might as well be a general conversation between Link and Navi. lol

Searchwanted said:

Meanwhile, who's Angel and the other NPCs?

Tenshi, obviously.