Could someone translate this, I would apreciate that.

I feel like this series should be called 'The Melanacholy of Miki Asai' instead, considering her reactions to most things...

This made my day, thank you.

Being the straight man/one with the most common sense must be wearing down the poor girl by now & just silently facepalm through half of them.

That stalker wouldn't just be sad; He'd be scarred...