Heehee~ Easy when you're being adorable like that.

No-fap? Is that a thing? Like don't fap for a day/week for a charitable cause? Sure, why not.

Likely part of a program of learning "self-control "

I take the second stanza of the famous German folk song about the freedom of thought, aptly named "Die Gedanken sind frei" ("The Thoughts are free") and change the subject to fapping to illustrate my opinion to the no-fap day:

Original text:

I think what I want, and what delights me,
still always reticent, and as it is suitable.
My wish and desire, no one can deny me
and so it will always be: Thoughts are free!

Ich denke was ich will und was mich beglücket,
doch alles in der Still', und wie es sich schicket.
Mein Wunsch und Begehren kann niemand verwehren,
es bleibet dabei: Die Gedanken sind frei!

Parody:

I jack off when I want, because that delights me,
still always reticent, and as it is suitable.
My wish and desire, no one can deny me
and so it will always be: Masturbation is free!

Ich schrubb' mir einen wenn ich will, weil es mich beglücket,
doch alles in der Still', und wie es sich schicket.
Mein Wunsch und Begehren kann niemand verwehren,
es bleibet dabei: das Masturbieren ist frei!

I wonder if this "nofap" business isn't related to sperm counts and birth rates somehow. Just a thought I had.

Related to the "No Fap September", perhaps?