Oh my word, this brings new meaning to the 'there is a dick in my heart' quote.

I'm caught in the world between, laughter and amazement.

Do we still have that anatomical_nonsense tag? This is one of those rare occasions we would need it.

Yes we do. Added.

What with the previous picture in the "How is that even possible?" pool should we include this as well?

I think that hug is kinda sweet, in the "oh my god what the hell" kind of way.

She really touched her heart... and it disturbs me.

This is the page that made just go I must let others see this, and from the reactions I am not too disappointed

Okay, how is he not dead?

Relevant

They always said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

Bon Jovi comes (heh) to mind.

DICK TO THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

Griffinhart said:

Bon Jovi comes (heh) to mind.

DICK TO THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

YOU GIVE ANATOMY A BAD NAME

Well, this is a rather unique way to cause a heart attack and/or cardiac arrhythmia...

Yeah he should be dead.

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I mean, Akagi _just_ said it was cutting-edge German science. What's to be confused about?