Aoba, scandal isn't a verb. Where the heck did you get your journalism degree?

... Wow, I just gave myself the mental image of Aoba with a personality more like the late Hunter S. Thompson's. "Don't mess around with me, you Abyssal freak! I'm a doctor of journalism."

zgryphon said:

Aoba, scandal isn't a verb. Where the heck did you get your journalism degree?

... Wow, I just gave myself the mental image of Aoba with a personality more like the late Hunter S. Thompson's. "Don't mess around with me, you Abyssal freak! I'm a doctor of journalism."

"Anyway, the IJN Propaganda Division would like to employ your services in doing some 'investigative journalism' for us..."

"Ha! Me? Work for the shitty brass who don't even care one whit for the common shipgirl?! Does 'journalistic integrity' mean anything to you, Ooyodo?"

"Does a hundred Mamiya tickets mean anything to you?"

"I am a shameless filthy whore."

"Of course. Let's meet."

NNescio said:

"Ha! Me? Work for the shitty brass who don't even care one whit for the common shipgirl?! Does 'journalistic integrity' mean anything to you, Ooyodo?"

Yep. Pretty much like that.

"We were somewhere around Rabaul, on the edge of the Bismarck Sea, when the bauxite began to take hold."

zgryphon said:

Yep. Pretty much like that.

"We were somewhere around Rabaul, on the edge of the Bismarck Sea, when the bauxite began to take hold."

You mean "instant-repair drug"?

NNescio said:

You mean "instant-repair drug"?

Heh, I had forgotten about that particular dojin.

"My attorney had taken off her uniform top and was pouring an instant repair bucket on her chest, to facilitate the tanning process."

(I admit I'm not sure who Aoba's attorney would be in this scenario. Ooyodo, maybe. I could see her going on that hotel-room rampage if the fleet's resources situation got stressful enough. Or Akagi. "O God. Did you eat all this bauxite?")

zgryphon said:

Heh, I had forgotten about that particular dojin.

"My attorney had taken off her uniform top and was pouring an instant repair bucket on her chest, to facilitate the tanning process."

(I admit I'm not sure who Aoba's attorney would be in this scenario. Ooyodo, maybe. I could see her going on that hotel-room rampage if the fleet's resources situation got stressful enough. Or Akagi. "O God. Did you eat all this bauxite?")

@zgryphon

Any clue to which doujin you guys are referring to? It sounds familiar but I think I read it a long time ago.

79248cm/s said:

@zgryphon

Any clue to which doujin you guys are referring to? It sounds familiar but I think I read it a long time ago.

I forget what it's called; it's the one in which instant repair buckets have Epic Psychoactive Side Effects. Hang on...

Aha, here we are. It appears to be pool #10132.