Any high-level tips for the perfect foot/legs massage techniques?

Because I really want to do that now.

First of all, don't find people who have two left foot, like the one in this picture.

I don't see what the problem is. I like left feet just as much as the right one.

MD5 mismatch of http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB0ItqEUIAAM8mB.png:orig

Fullsize already exists at post #2669388