This is pretty much describes my character in Skyrim. Tall, buff, and face hidden under a hood/mask. mostly thanks to the use of Mods

It's not even a horrible creature such as a mudcrab. It's just a tiny frostbite spider.

Dude, arachnophobia ain't no joke. You see those freaks up close? Sheesh, glad my first instinct is to smash 'em.

humrh2 said:

Dude, arachnophobia ain't no joke. You see those freaks up close? Sheesh, glad my first instinct is to smash 'em.

Whoa, you could smash em with arachnophobia? Helluva awesome.. I have no 'fight or flight' option when i face a spider, there's only 'flight or flight' as the viable option.. Heck, i'd rather get into a fist fight against a bear rather than to face a big ass spider..

Well, add some "screaming like a little girl" in there as well.
...What? I never said that I smashed 'em with dignity.

It's been years since I've last played Skyrim on my 360(yes, it's a ridiculous as it sounds), but I remember always wanting to raise the spiders as zombies after killing them for the first time, then kill them again so their freaky bodies would be gone. If anything's worse than living giant bugs, it's dead ones, because sometimes they hardly look different from when they're alive, and that shit's catatonia-inducing.