Its a shame that Gooberman has yet to give these two grunts actual names in the comic.

Its a shame that now we have to wait two years for more of this comic. It was so awesome.

FeKa said:

Its a shame that now we have to wait two years for more of this comic. It was so awesome.

Look on the bright side:
When he returns, it will be even more awesome.

But they aren't getting names. Ever.