You don't have to go that far...Because of things like that you've gone and gotten all chubby!Don't 'urk'! You Glutton!This tanuki is nothing but ass!Fu fu fu......
When I stand, I jiggle.
When I sit, my clothes burst.
I look like the Michelin Man walking around...I- I'm sorry-
I'm sorry Okon-san...Hey.......
If you really want to apologize, go buy me some Popping Shower*...
*"Popping Shower" is a flavor of ice cream from Baskin Robbins in JapanOkon-san!!
You ate my donuts, didn't you?!UrkI didn't say that-Wha-!? Ah-!?
Bouya!!
Take that back, right now!!It seems to me that this nothing-but-ass tanuki has a full belly!!Who's a jiggly kitsune with a 150 years worth of excess meat buns silhouette and a year-round winter coat...
