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  • ? iowa (kancolle) 5.1k

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  • ID: 2406899
  • Uploader: Jarlath »
  • Date: almost 10 years ago
  • Size: 1010 KB .png (791x1200) »
  • Source: seiga.nicovideo.jp/seiga/im5910151 »
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  • Score: 14
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post #2406899
post #2406835
iowa, hatsuzuki, and akizuki (kantai collection) drawn by ido_(teketeke)

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  • 貧者のピザ

    貧者のピザ…東野圭吾著「トキオ」より。

    ピザトースト。チーズをマヨネーズで代替すればさらに安いらしい。

    Poor man's pizza

    Poor man's pizza....got it from <Tokio> by Higashino Keigo.

    Pizza toast. Substitute cheese with mayonnaise seems a lot cheaper.
    Hardcover (2002): Amazon.co.jp
    Small paperback (2005): Google Books / Amazon.co.jp
    TV drama (2004): NHK Archives / DramaWiki

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    Jarlath
    almost 10 years ago
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    The MD5 changed in the last 3 hours since Hoppo uploaded, but I'm having a hard time telling what changed. B

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    Paracite
    almost 10 years ago
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    The top of Akizuki's head was changed.\

    Nothing changed in the text.

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    Alega
    almost 10 years ago
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    Kind of disapointed that it didn't end with Iowa making them real pizza.

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    spitfire 7
    almost 10 years ago
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    Where is Hoshou mama or the Italian shipgirls when you need them !?

    we must feed the ducks!

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    SFace001
    almost 10 years ago
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    Iowa was part of the reason they ate so poorly though...

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    Jarlath
    almost 10 years ago
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    spitfire_7 said:

    Where is Hoshou mama or the Italian shipgirls when you need them !?

    we must feed the ducks!

    I'm waiting for Iowa to treat them to burgers.

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    Reisentanith
    almost 10 years ago
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    Jarlath said:

    I'm waiting for Iowa to treat them to burgers.

    American burgers mind you.
    Akizuki: "Wait why are there Multiple beef patties?"

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    Jarlath
    almost 10 years ago
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    Reisentanith said:

    American burgers mind you.
    Akizuki: "Wait why are there Multiple beef patties?"

    "It's so good! It has real meat!"

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    xmanlive
    almost 10 years ago
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    Man, what the Duckies are making reminds me of Rhode Island pizza...which is marinara sauce on flatbread. No cheese or toppings otherwise (aside for some grated parmesan, and even then that's optional).

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    Darkagma
    almost 10 years ago
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    Author said:

    [...]
    Pizza toast. Substitute cheese with mayonnaise seems a lot cheaper.

    Dear god...

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    Orochi Herman
    almost 10 years ago
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    Try Pan de sal Pizza or tasty pullman bread pan pizza with cheddar cheese, ketchup, hotdog slices and bell pepper.

    That's the definition of poor man's pizza there.

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    trees
    almost 10 years ago
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    Reisentanith said:

    American burgers mind you.
    Akizuki: "Wait why are there Multiple cows?"

    FTFY

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    Demundo
    almost 10 years ago
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    That's where you take them to pizza, not taking a bite, Iowa.

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    jusu
    almost 10 years ago
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    Orochi_Herman said:

    Try Pan de sal Pizza or tasty pullman bread pan pizza with cheddar cheese, ketchup, hotdog slices and bell pepper.

    That's the definition of poor man's pizza there.

    Crap, can you imagine if you brought them to a fiesta?

    Seeing lechon baboy would make them go ballistic.

    I said I'd introduce my duckies to nilaga first. >_>;;

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    Orochi Herman
    almost 10 years ago
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    jusu said:

    Crap, can you imagine if you brought them to a fiesta?

    Seeing lechon baboy would make them go ballistic.

    I said I'd introduce my duckies to nilaga first. >_>;;

    Make sure Akagi is not around when you do that.

    Also... inb4 "tatlong bibe" Kancolle version. XD

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    nabusco
    almost 10 years ago
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    I know this, i used to fry half a bun, one or two ketchup sachets, and grate a little of cheese that i could find and microwave it afterwards.

    They were great.

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    TunerAinee
    almost 10 years ago
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    Orochi_Herman said:

    Also... inb4 "tatlong bibe" Kancolle version. XD

    PLEASE.

    GOD.

    NO.

    runs terrified to the hills

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    LoweGear
    almost 10 years ago
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    Never had anything like real pizza before? Quick Littorio, cook them up a real pizza!

    jusu said:

    Crap, can you imagine if you brought them to a fiesta?

    Seeing lechon baboy would make them go ballistic.

    I said I'd introduce my duckies to nilaga first. >_>;;

    I'd rather introduce them to Beef Caldereta first, or white Adobo (aka Adobo made from coconut milk), or Batil Patung.

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    Skribulous
    almost 10 years ago
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    Since we're bringing up Filipino food: how much of a kuso teitoku would it be to introduce the ducks to balut?

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    Orochi Herman
    almost 10 years ago
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    Skribulous said:

    Since we're bringing up Filipino food: how much of a kuso teitoku would it be to introduce the ducks to balut?

    Well it won't be silence of the ducks, that's for sure. But given they'll eat anything because of poor rations...

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    RikoShigeru
    almost 10 years ago
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    Skribulous said:

    Since we're bringing up Filipino food: how much of a kuso teitoku would it be to introduce the ducks to balut?

    while i never tasted balut, most people reviewing balut said that balut "did not taste as bad as they think", so is not that bad, right?

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    Keough
    almost 10 years ago
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    RikoShigeru said:

    while i never tasted balut, most people reviewing balut said that balut "did not taste as bad as they think", so is not that bad, right?

    It ain't bad at all. It's just about the chick you will see when you open it.

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    Eboreg
    over 9 years ago
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    SFace001 said:

    Iowa was part of the reason they ate so poorly though...

    Is there some guilt here?

    Updated by Eboreg over 9 years ago

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    Orochi Herman
    over 9 years ago
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    Eboreg said:

    Is there some guilt here?

    If you'll see the next panel after this, there seems to be, with tsundere roma doing something about it...

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    fshhhh
    Though we've never had anything like a real pizza before...
    It looks like pizza, and tastes just great!
    You get the leftover bread crust from a bakery,
    It's poor-man's pizza, see!
    Ooh!
    It...it was really that good...!?
    Iowa-san!?
    Eh!?
    Tasty... really tasty....!!
    What!?
    It's pizza.
    What's that?
    It's done!
    then grill it slathered in cheese and ketchup. Under the grill/toaster oven, not baked like an actual pizza.
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