"When firing for accuracy at long distances, it may become necessary to adjust for the 'Corn-Hole Effect'. Resist the temptation to buck your hips wildly in pleasure, pain, or which-ever of a variety of sensations you may be experiencing, as the shift in body-position may compromise your aim. To help compensate, try resting your pelvis against the ground, not only giving yourself an additional point of contact for stability, but also negating any possible shakiness resulting from aforementioned sensations. Conversely, if you are utilizing any natural orifices to carry additional ammunition, a kneeling position is suggested to facilitate ease of retrieval. Good luck."
Howling_Wolf said: "When firing for accuracy at long distances, it may become necessary to adjust for the 'Corn-Hole Effect'. Resist the temptation to buck your hips wildly in pleasure, pain, or which-ever of a variety of sensations you may be experiencing, as the shift in body-position may compromise your aim. To help compensate, try resting your pelvis against the ground, not only giving yourself an additional point of contact for stability, but also negating any possible shakiness resulting from aforementioned sensations. Conversely, if you are utilizing any natural orifices to carry additional ammunition, a kneeling position is suggested to facilitate ease of retrieval. Good luck."
Joke over ran itself, trying to hard to be fun will only get you laughed at.
