Woof woof woof woof woof! (If you're satisfied, acknowledge me as a dog already!)Why you...!I have absolutely no idea what you're saying.Woof woof? (How's this?)Woof!Woof!They also don't talk like people.I'm sure you can perform a trick or two for me, right?If you're really a dog,I'm not sure what you're after, but nevertheless...As you are now, you're lacking in dogliness.D...Dogliness?!Nrgh...To start with, dogs don't stand like that.Geh... Like this?
