Girls, girls, you're both... equally tiny when compared to other celestial bodies in our system.

No Mars, you haven't been growing for the last four billion years or so...

Random_Fanguy said:

Girls, girls, you're both... equally tiny when compared to other celestial bodies in our system.

Take a closer look at Earth-Chan's abilities. She's capable of dwarfing an entire galaxy, but simply chooses not to: https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Earth-Chan

ThunderBird said:

No Mars, you haven't been growing for the last four billion years or so...

This is probably where Earth-Chan would fire back with some witty remark about how Mars-Chan is deader than a doornail.