Good news: The resulting kid is the result of one parent having a smoking hot body, and another being adorably cute.
Better news: Both parents IQs aren't even in the double digits...when combined. So basically you get a sexy cute girl who isn't all the bright.
Bad news: She makes Flan wet the bed just by thinking about her.
Worse news: Having sex with her result either in mutilation due to no experience with men, or if things work out just fine, the imprint of your shadow will be the only thing that's left behind due to her being radioactive...and your penis will probably get frostbite before you complete the act anyway.
