What!?
Did that purple beansprout Patchouli write this for you!? I was with you first!!Paper Str-But it struck me that Alice should be more familiar with Western magic, so I came to you first.This is not a love letter.
I got this from Patchouli...Actually, I wanted to show Reimu first.What the hell??? Why would you want to show Reimu!? Was this a love letter for Reimu, written by Patchouli??Would you calm down!?!? And listen to my damn words!I'bv khabv, I'bv khabv...
(I'm calm, I'm calm...)Heheheh... I knew it, we are the best fitting couple after all... so this is actually your love confession letter for me?