And then she fucking died.

This will be a very akward funeral, if someone ask she comited suicide and be vage about how

Is this a Darwin-Award-worthy accomplishment?

The obituary must be cringe worthy.

One can probably go "... what?" when the read of bits like "local girl impales herself with long and thick dildo"

qwertyuipp said:

This will be a very awkward funeral, if someone ask she committed suicide and be vague about how.

"... she died happy."

Just makes me sad..

NNescio said:

Is this a Darwin-Award-worthy accomplishment?

Sadly, actual Darwin Award contenders do much stupider things than merely trip onto sex toys. They do things like stuff a gerbil in their ass, get it stuck, then try to coax it to "go towards the light" by holding a lighter up to their ass before farting and causing a small explosion that fires a projectile gerbil into the wall.

Alternately, castrating themselves because they put a bullet into their car's headlights to patch up a broken bulb, only to have the bullet inevitably ignite and shoot them in the testicles (because Darwin Awards also counts anything that removes the capacity to reproduce as "removing yourself from the gene pool").

She died as she lived.

ezekill said:

One can probably go "... what?" when the read of bits like "local girl impales herself with long and thick dildo"

Remember how David Caradine's death was put as a suicide rather than a probable masturbation session gone wrong?

"She was found in her hotel room impaled upon a large phallic device. Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off her face."

NWSiaCB said:

I, as well, enjoyed '1000 Ways To Die'. Mythbusters debunked the bullet one, however.

I have heard of plenty of deaths from sexual experimentation. usually dumbasses with horses like Mr Hands or some woman who got her uterus ruptured from the ejaculation from the horse, bleeding to death. Some may think bigger is better................but only until its not!

Котенок said:

I have heard of plenty of deaths from sexual experimentation. usually dumbasses with horses like Mr Hands or some woman who got her uterus ruptured from the ejaculation from the horse, bleeding to death. Some may think bigger is better................but only until its not!

Well, at least im glad someone make a reality check on a sexual fantasy or two.

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just why I remember that damn picture : police investigation photo about a girl murdered with a literal hoe shoveled into her belly reaching her heart and lungs, the x-ray itself already look painful but the news even shows uncensored real picture