"My dream is for my parents and me to serve
the hero Sephiroth our apples one day.
"Since we are close in age, I would like to
show him what I've accomplished in my life."

uhh... If I were genesis,I would stop bothering sephy just to eat dumb apples, lol

Sephiroth + non-serious situation = instant comedy.

Genesis: "Come on Seph. You know what they say: An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Sephiroth: "Think it'd keep Hojo away?"