lol he just couldn't get it up xD

Heheh, yup... that's the only viable caption that comes to my mind as well.

"I'm sorry... It's just that I'm a eroge protagonist... so y'know... it... it's invisible."

"I chose to pursue this route and what do I get? A girl who is as anatomically correct as a Barbie doll..."

Can we give it the "facepalm" tag?

"I can't believe you're pregnant..."

VanillaGUI said:
"I can't believe you made me pregnant..."

fixed

Another good caption for the pic, would be: Sorry dear, I'm gay.

"Not tonight, dear, I have a headache."

"For the last time, I'M GAY!"

I noticed a scratch on the car... You wouldn't, erm... Know how it got there, would you?

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"I'm sorry to tell you this... I'm not a guy."

"For the last time, THIS is why Macintosh is better..."

"Does this hairstyle make me look fat when I'm nude?"

"Geez, not again...."

or

"Don't you want me!?"

"Seriously... Can't a man scheme world domination in peace for once...?"

"My penis was incredibly hard"

a very dramatic scene in the game

Tong said:
"My penis was incredibly hard"

I know the scene was supposed to be serious and such, but I laughed like a motherfucker when this came up.