Lucario: OBJECTION! Infernape-kun is innocent! It wasn't a flamethrower that burned the bridge, it was Mister Inteleon's weather ball!
Inteleon: Eep!
Zangoose: OBJECTION! It's a fine thing to believe your client, but... has the defense forgotten the testimony up to this point? It has already been testified that it was raining the day of the incident. If the weather was rainy, weather ball would become a water-type move, no?
Lucario: Certainly, it was raining over the entirety of the village. But! The area around the bridge was the only place where the skies were clear!
Zangoose: To think that the defense has his head in the clouds... If you insist so badly, how about showing the court some proof?
Lucario: Eh!?
Zangoose: Evidence is everything in a court of law! As long as you don't submit anything, Your words are nothing but fiction!
Lucario: Augh!
Zangoose: So, any more rebuttals?
Lucario: (Crap. Zangoose, you jerk...)
Judge: Well? how about it, Lucario-kun? Can you prove that there were clear skies the day of the incident?
Lucario: (Th-there's no way I can prove anything about the weather on the day of... Hang on.... If I present that....!)
Item Description: Attorney's badge - Without this, nobody would believe that I'm a lawyer. → Audino's painting - A sketch made on the day of the incident. A rainbow hanging over a burning bridge.
Lucario: TAKE THAT! Please look at this. It's Audino-san's sketch that I presented earlier. A burning bridge in the rain and a rainbow overhead.... You dismissed the idea as fiction just now, but.... This picture's existence proves it! There were clear skies over the scene at that time, and a rainbow really did appear!
Zangoose: Guh! H-however, there's no proof that rainbow was real! And the weather over the scene of the crime is of no relation to this case! It doesn't clear Infernape of suspicion!
Lucario: OBJECTION! If the skies weren't clear there would be no rainbow! As long as the possibility exists, it should be pursued!
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