"So what's it going to be, porn or me?"

[] Tell her to move away so you can view porn.
[] Keep viewing porn. Since she's standing there she might as well see what you like.
[] Inform her you've got to finish the TPS report.
[] Take her up on the offer.
[] Other.

[x] Comedy option

Whats this? A baloon? What do you want from me?
I'm busy with my interwebs here woman, i dont have time for your damn baloons. Now GET.