Haruhi "This is certainly a mystery! Kyon, you are infected by an unknown Alien entity! " Kyon "What? Are you an idiot? It's my fxcking pxnxs!" Haruhi "OMG it's looking at me, it's looking at me, kya! alien spits, eh... disgusting!"

Haruhi: This is certainly a mystery! Kyon, you are infected by an unknown Alien entity!
Kyon: Don't be silly, Haruka. It just wants to be your friend.
Haruhi: O RLY?
Kyon: Yes, rly. Why don't you give it a lick under its mouth.

Haruhi: "I'm afraid there's a big black outgrowth on your penis."
Kyon: "Oh my God, you're right!"
Haruhi: "I'm thinking it might be ergot."

Haruhi: "PENIS PENIS PENIS!"
Kyon: "ORLY!?"

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