They dangle down and draw you close with their pleasing shapes and their beguiling colors. And just when you think you found the land of milk and honey, they grab you by the britches......and haul you way up high! Then higher, and higher, and higher until you're hauled up to the surface, flopping and gasping for breath. And then, they cook ya, and then, they eat ya, or worse...

Akihabara

Additional....

Worse! You end up in a shelf of an anime store! With nothing to look forward to but the smell of an otaku!

Now you need a sailor's promise!

Repeat after me: Yo-ho, yo-ho, near the hooks I'll never go.

(Repeat)