yakumo yukari, yakumo ran, chen, houraisan kaguya, morichika rinnosuke, and 1 more (touhou and 1 more) drawn by minato_hitori

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【東方】ランキング入り記念【マンガ】

閲覧者のみなさんにハロウィン４コマをランクインさせて頂いたのでうれしくなって記念マンガを描きました。記念マンガを描いているうちにハロウィン４コマは完全に12月に持ち越し決定。なんという悪循環！でも本当にうれしかったんですみなさんありがとう。このマンガも読んで貰えたら、もっとうれしいです。そしてコメントも貰えたらもっともっｔ（ry

追記：DR18位でした…ってドヘー！うれ死ぬ！ありがとうございます。これはあれですか、ホントに『「ランキング入り記念マンガ」のランキング入り記念マンガ』を描かなければいけませんかｗ
追記２：キャプションで露骨にねだったおかげかコメントが100件越えました！こんなに反響を頂けて僕は嬉しい！次もねだろう！ｗ

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tai-tai

about 16 years ago

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I take it that nobody wants to translate all of this?

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Not One Of Us

about 16 years ago

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Not out of the question; someone translated the epic that is post #461673

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weiyi

over 15 years ago

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requesting for translation

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killyou5

about 15 years ago

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damn.. need a translation on this...

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AKRA

over 14 years ago

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Thanks to the translator. Now I'm wondering how many other artists made comics about getting into daily rankings.

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padpod

over 14 years ago

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For starters, there's the classic by sk-ii.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2176

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lolin86

over 14 years ago

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dawww. chen doesnt know which one is the real one

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Really now, geez, to mess up the long-awaited heart-warming scene...

Below is the content which you'll see soon. For those who find yourself at unease or discontent at this one page, it would be best for you to return home before your wife gets sullied.

Or so she dreamed.

Let's see, what of the picture I uploaded yesterday...

Uhuuu--

Then again, the effects of the rankings sure is amazing!

That's right.

I remember it all... Everything up till now.

"That's why, don't give up."

First up, everything that was not masturbating that I've been able to do up till now is all thanks to Erin!

※Messed up

Well then, for even being able to read till here, I give you a big thank you! As for you commendable people, proceed to scroll down slowly! Yukkuri scroll shittekure

DR commemoration comic

Princess@belovedneet

Artists too! ROM too! Offices too! ROM = Read Only Member

Kneel before this super-brilliant-drawing-talent Kaguya-sama!

Score

Ratings

Hohohohohohoho a masterpiece, masterpiece!

The score's maxed out once again!

I wonder why I don't doubt such illogical things when dreaming?

At any rate, it's not as if the ranking will be updated immediately, and considering that there are only 400,000 registered people, there's no way the score can be maxed out...

Now then, you commoners! Bury my drawings with bookmarks, you simpletons!

You have 1 new message.

Here come the red letters!! That sure is rare! Who is it? ktkr = kitakore = This came!

If it's Mokou, I'm gonna kill her a hundred times ov--...

...Hmm? What's this, a notice from the admins?

Sender: pixiv Office

Date sent: 24 Nov 2008 06:03

Title: Information about the daily ranking from pixiv

...Seriously?

Ew, for a moment there I was going 'niya niya*', how gross. sfx for smiling

Calm down! Get yourself together.

Isn't there a more rigid expression...

Okay!

With this face, my charisma has returned!

I REALLY

GOT IN...♥

A princess's elegant day 14

Girls are peeing...

In reverse, those who are extremely moved by their expectations or blossoming love should be hospitalized.

After a frenzied period of continuous uploads, it took but an instant to dominate the ranking charts.

Believing completely that her own ability was absolute, she became a fool drunk in her own sense of superiority.

Can't be helped, I'll be realistic and look at the number of views to cheer myself up...

Then again, how do I say this, if it exceeds my expectations, I'll hug myself and die from my own cuteness...

A princess begging for rice is nothing to laugh at lolol

Nonono, anyone would do this! After all, an ordinary artist suddenly got into the rankings!!

Eh, ew, I now have this totally stupid look on my face!

And so now that I've gotten into Princess mode and I sit down and think calmly... 103rd place eh.

For showing my relaxed face to you honored readers, I offer my deepest apologies!

I guess I'm still happy about something to be happy about after all!

Erin, I've gotten☆hungry~

Ah, that sucks! And to think you've gotten such a slim waist to the point of a model's proportions!

Master! There is an emergency case!

*grins!*

Oh my, this won't do, Udonge, you can't treat a patient so roughly, you know.

It's okay, Udonge, I forgive you.

*whistles~* Our dear Princess is really like a Buddha!

Even so, our bright readers should have realized by now! Dear immortal Mokou cannot possibly die from something like this!

Mokou's actual cause of death is when she laid eyes upon Kaguya's killer beauty and thus died of jealousy!

After all, it's as if I'm seeing a dream that I got into the daily rankings!

What a pity.

I better hurry up and come up with a caption reporting about my getting into the rankings!

just kidding! Since my wish came true, there's no regrets there!

If I write it now, wouldn't I seem like "The type of person who woke up in advance for the ranking to update at 6 am"?

It would give off the impression that "Neet-san sure is free since morning, lol"...

First up would be that!

From here on, I need to choose a time and nonchalantly update "When I realized it, I got into the rankings" or something to that effect, and act totally composed about it, right...

Ah-- This is bad! Calm down, me!

For now, go to the toilet and take a breather!

That! That's gonna be a direct hit at my pathetic nature!

For accomplishing my first target, congratulations to me! Like that!

Of course, I should start drawing my next piece and upload it immediately, right!

Other users who see me in the ranking will start flowing into my page, so I gotta appeal to them!

Nihihihihihihi!

I shouldn't get my head so full that I completely forget to update.

Strength means power :　↓ Are you still on the net?

Girl who hunts mushrooms : I love Alice, ze!

R.U.I : Work.

Mokotan : Die.

USC : What's with this masturbation comic. I'm gonna hit you.

Angry gentleman : Please draw something R18 this time.

Elementary grade 5 student : ↑ Next you're gonna say "I can draw even this"

Little DIO : I can draw even this... Hah!

The comments sure are flowing in!! This sure is an unbeatable spectacle!

Pixiv has turned into Niya Niya Douga! Reference to Nico Nico Douga, the Japanese equivalent of Youtube except for their special comment function which allows users to see others' comments scrolling across the video while the video is playing.

I guess I really have to start drawing soon!

Having others see your work sure makes you happy, eh...

IS FUN!

Who am I to speak to about this overwhelming feeling!

But I have no serious friends either in reality or on the internet!

Ah... That's right...

Cockroaches be exterminated!! G -> Gokiburi -> Cockroach

Erin, who was always by my side since the beginning.

The me now, has finally done it!

I gotta tell Erin that I have found a usage for this right hand of mine other than masturbating!

This comic was drawn by force! No tone was applied, so it was more challenging than usual, but soul has been injected in, so I hope for you to run away at full force upon seeing this!

The lower places is a constant battle, and a coincidental surge in places there is nothing new.

Comment

...Yep.

Even though she's a genius, she still came up with such lousy lines.

I gotta hurry up and go tell Erin!

*suppaan* nude

Miss old works : I'm here too...

niceboat. : I rofld reading this during work lolol

And although the tension is disgusting, if this can get in the rankings despite that, I'll be really happy! If you will convey that feeling to the ROM People, that's fine too, or so I think!

To all you readers! Before reading this comic, promise Ran-shama one thing!

Oh!

Don't drink!

Thank you for reading!

I can't comprehend...

The development's not over yet! It would have been fine to continue dreaming for a bit longer!

How is this going to cheer me...

That's nothing, seeing that there are 200 places.

Fufu... I'm an idiot to be so excited about something like this.

*click*

PICHUN! Death sfx in Touhou.

Erin!

I got into the daily rankings on pixiv!

Oh darn, this one just died.

*whistles~* To think our dear Princess is so kind even to a hoodlum like this~

Oh shit~ Hey, say something.

Beauty is such a sinnnnnn!!

There is no need to restrain myself!

Though... It's the 103rd place...

*grins*

Wait a moment!

Erin... There's still Erin.

My dear Princess, you sure are good at drawing aren't you!

Erin sure is good at using her mouth!

And of course I meant that in the sexual meaning, fuhihihilololol

Strength means power : No--way. ↓ Fake get lost, ze.

DRAWING

Only Erin has been loving me since I was a child, and she has always been the person who understands me the best.

Could this be an opportunity to increase the people on My Pixiv... Though saying it is a test in itself.

Stumbling, not being able to draw properly, being a joke...

"There's always the next time, and by tomorrow you'll have improved by leaps and bounds."

Kyah Kyah Kyah Kyah Kyah Kyah

Shikieiki : ↓ Thanks for your hard work. Let's meet up later.

This is the pixiv office. Your work has entered the daily rankings at 103rd place as of 23 November 2008! Please feel free to confirm.

END.

She was so engrossed by the comment column which was overflowing with deep emotion and praise to the point where she could not hear others' voices.

*sparkle*

Ever since I started drawing, there were so many times that I've given up that I can't count them all.

But Erin hasn't given up on me even once.

No matter how many times I became sunken, no matter how many times I said I couldn't draw it...

Each time, she would say the same lines...

I...

To Erin, from-

A certain day, 6 am.

In order to get used to drawing, neet artist Teruyo registered on pixiv and began uploading illustrations. For those who don't know, pixiv is something of a Japanese imageboard which lets artists upload their illustrations on under their individual profiles. The popularity of a picture is determined by the number of views, the score, the number of bookmarks, etc...

Little DIO : Take a hint, Travolta

The gardener : I think it's better to go elsewhere for random chatter

Persian : I'm not jealous. Strange!

Akyuu : ↓ Replying to a troll makes you one too...just drop it

White-face one : You typed it all by yourself, good for you!

One last thing, my role here is just this introductory jumpscare, the actual main character of this story is the Hourai NEET.... How sad...

Do not remove from premise : Damn fakes, MariPatche is the one true pairing, use common sense

Ass on a ZUN hat : ↓ That's a compliment in our industry (> <)

Or so she dreamed within a dream.

Chen : Itwasinterestingpleasedrawagain

John : My crotch is going SATURDAY NIGHT FEVEEEEEER

Strength means power : ↓ I read your profile and I still can't remember who you are

The gardener : Egocentrism > What's so funny?

⑨ : why cant i type in hiragana nazeka henka dekinai = なぜか変換できない = Why can't I convert A way to input Japanese is to type in romaji and convert to the desired kana by pressing space

Egocentrism : ↓ serious people should just close the browser lol