Translation by Moonspeaking Fairy. He forgot the top-left, so when he's done I will add it and change it to translated tag. Enjoy, guys.

Translation complete, and changed tags. You MUST read the next one to find it more funny.

Knock it off! Aren't you supposed to be a ⑨?

Somebody got Icicle fall'd on Normal~
That, or ice shotgunned...

now i've got the urge to record my own face while playing touhou... damn it shino!