lolwut

/facepalm

Holy Be Thy Name

"Mmmmm... Sacrilicious."

Yukari and Ran, trolling Christianity.

This is either a parody of a parody or someone's going to hell...

Stud_McDuudertin said:
This is either a parody of a parody or someone's going to hell...

I think it's hell for us. Might as well enjoy the ride.

Oh, fer Christ's sake...

Ahaha, delicious sacrilege.

Yukarin IS >2000 years old after all, though. Maybe this is how it really went down.

Ultima_Weapon said:
I think it's hell for us. Might as well enjoy the ride.

Oh, I always knew I was going to hell; but for viewing and commenting on a joke pic of Christ?

I gotta be honest - I never saw that coming.

how old is yukari again?

round 1500 BD

So when do we see a Muhammad one?

Agreed. I was already going to Hell long before I laughed at this. Probably for that time a friend and I put together a plot for a harem anime with personifications of religions as the girls.

But you know, this WOULD explain a LOT of things...

Heck, I earned a spot in Hell just earlier, asking if others' "spirit cherries" had been popped by God, explaining that He both deflorates you and keeps you pure, having a "qunatum dick/penis". While crass, I'd defend myself in that the church is the Christ's bride, and part of marriage is consummation...

Anyway, where's her ("Her"?) spear-hole?

Needs heresy tag.

I wonder if this is illegal in Ireland, given their new 'religious hate-crime' laws which basically make anything that offends someone's religion a crime.

Yukari hibernated for your sins.

...I think a bunch of fundies would make a less deal of this than you people do trying to appear edgy or funny - and that's just sad guys.

The first two comments did the obligatory stuff and the third summed it up with a nice joke - the rest of you ruined it.

Stud_McDuudertin said:
This is either a parody of a parody or someone's going to hell...

Aw hell...

I want to see the apostles as girls TOO!!!

the_redstar_swl said:
So when do we see a Muhammad one?

The day that happens is the day there's a smoldering crater where the artist's house used to be.

the_redstar_swl said:
So when do we see a Muhammad one?

Ah, better don't. I still love Danbooru to let it be destroyed by extremists.

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the_redstar_swl said:
So when do we see a Muhammad one?

Most likely never, since Islam expressly forbidden the act of making a picture of its prophet (implicitly, any picture that is -remotely- resembling a human) anyway.

Astana said:
Most likely never, since Islam expressly forbidden the act of making a picture of its prophet (implicitly, any picture that is -remotely- resembling a human) anyway.

Which also somehow magically prevents
the non-muslims from doing so, right?

[Conscript] said:
Which also somehow magically prevents
the non-muslims from doing so, right?

No, that means that any picture non-Moslems regard as 'Muhammad' will just be regarded as a caricature of Arabian man, not the man himself.

Prominence said:
I wonder if this is illegal in Ireland, given their new 'religious hate-crime' laws which basically make anything that offends someone's religion a crime.

I'm reading and laughing at this, so not yet. Or they haven't discovered Danbooru yet. Whatever it is, I'm still chuckling.

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I don't know is this anywhere related to one of the Zero Puncuation videos where Yahtzee mentions "Jesus Christ Superstar"... Oh well, that's just me.

You see, the reason people always refrain from drawing pictures of Muhammad is not because we want to respect Islamic culture and their tradition, but rather because the towelheads are a sick and twisted inferior race that glorifies hatred and violence and we fear them. They are a race of liars thieves and murderers.

mmysama said:
You see, the reason people always refrain from drawing pictures of Muhammad is not because we want to respect Islamic culture and their tradition, but rather because the towelheads are a sick and twisted inferior race that glorifies hatred and violence and we fear them. They are a race of liars thieves and murderers.

And that my friend, is a good example of prejudice that I slightly believe.

Religious arguments? In my Danbooru?

mmysama said:
You see, the reason people always refrain from drawing pictures of Muhammad is not because we want to respect Islamic culture and their tradition, but rather because the towelheads are a sick and twisted inferior race that glorifies hatred and violence and we fear them. They are a race of liars thieves and murderers.

OR it could be that the original reason Muhammad didn't want images of himself is that he didn't want to be worshipped as an idol (the way that Jesus on the cross is, see the talk about sacrilidge about this whole image) because he saw himself as simply a prophet, not a divine entity, so he didn't want images of him overtaking God in the spotlight of his religion.

Then, militant extremists who want to spark a war of cultures/civilizations, not because of religious belief per se, but because of a hatred and disgust for the modern world, want to use any excuse they can get to spark a war of religions. Using images of Muhammad as a catalyst for more hatred is just one of the tricks they've tried that actually proved somewhat effective.

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As for Yukari on a cross being heresy? Someone should just relax and watch some Life of Brian.

Any god so thin-skinned that THIS would get you sent to Hell just makes me think that even logging onto Danbooru in the first place would get you sent to Hell. ("He who watches animu girls in states of undress shall be stoned to death, for lo, cartoon lolis are an abomination in the sight of The Lord!")

So yeah, if this gets me sent to Hell, all I have to say is "WHOOO! PARTY AT SATAN'S PLACE!" Satan'd have to be more fun than a god like that. Maybe we could worm our way into Shinki's realm? She'd be a fun demonic overlord...

RiderFan said:
"Mmmmm... Sacrilicious."

Wins.

SonicGTR said:
Yukari hibernated for your sins.

Honorable Mention.

mmysama said:
You see, the reason people always refrain from drawing pictures of Muhammad is not because we want to respect Islamic culture and their tradition, but rather because the towelheads are a sick and twisted inferior race that glorifies hatred and violence and we fear them. They are a race of liars thieves and murderers.

You do realize abolsutes like this are pretty much always false, right? It just might do you some good to actually *learn" about the people you're talking abouts. Helps keep you from comming across as a complete idiot.

I also second the above comment.

BlueMaster said:
how old is yukari again?

All we know for sure is that she predates Gensokyo.

So when do we get to see THIS on Broadway?
"Touhou Project: The Gensoukyo Musical"!

SinnerBeta said:

...I think a bunch of fundies would make a less deal of this than you people do trying to appear edgy or funny - and that's just sad guys.

The first two comments did the obligatory stuff and the third summed it up with a nice joke - the rest of you ruined it.

This is a completely useless and unnecessary comment, but since this user was kind enough 13 years ago to post this comment, I will like to point-out that this a actitude I see a lot to this day, people ironically make more noise than necessary about how noisy a certain type/group of people are when it comes to talking about a topic.