Yukari, jokes like this can shorten your lifespan at a impressive rate.

Don't do it too often...

She has had a good life

So, you think she's after Kourin or just the money from selling her calendars?
Blush seems to tell #1 but that's Reimu we're talking about.

It's about the money. It always is.

I'd buy a Reimu-themed calendar. Though, having a calendar with a different Touhou gal per month would be better.

MezzoDragon said:
I'd buy a Reimu-themed calendar. Though, having a calendar with a different Touhou gal per month would be better.

ZUN, lord and master of the Touhouverse... FUND IT!

MezzoDragon said:
I'd buy a Reimu-themed calendar. Though, having a calendar with a different Touhou gal per month would be better.

There are SO many cute touhou gals and you just want one per month
?? You mean one per WEEK, I'm sure..!^^

FIRST PANEL

Reimu: まったくこーりんも Mattaku Kourin mo “Man, that Kourin”
Reimu: はあ “Haa”
Reimu: 自分の写真カレンダーなんてよくやるわね Jibun no shashin karendā nante yoku yaru wa ne
“(I can’t believe) He was making a calendar with pictures of himself”

(translating "Yoku-yaru" based on the information from this blogspot: https://727nipponia.blogspot.com/2018/)

Yukari: よーしよしよし Yooshi-yoshi-yoshi “Theere, there, there”
Chen: ゆかりしゃまー “Yukari-shamaa!”

SECOND PANEL

Yukari: 次は是非霊夢で作りたいって言ってたわよ Tsugi wa zehi reimu de tsukuritai tte itteta wa yo
“He definitely said he wanted to make (the calendar) with Reimu next time you know.”

パタパタ *pata-pata*

THIRD PANEL

ピタ *pita*

FOURTH PANEL

Reimu: ホントにっ！？ Honto ni– “Really!?”
バッ *ba–*
Yukari: 嘘よ Uso yo “Just kidding”
Yukari: ホホホホホ “Hohohohoho”