Well, I'm not gay, but I'd totally bang the blonde crossdresser. He's cute and I like his proactive attitude, compared to the protagonist who's more laidback and passive (and insecure, but honestly, that's understandable).
My brother in Christ, if you say "I'm not [X]" and then add "but" right after, it immediately invalidates the case you're trying to make. I thought that was universally known
