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  • ID: 658868
  • Uploader: Mr GT »
  • Date: over 15 years ago
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moriya suwako, pyonta, and kratos (touhou and 1 more) drawn by fuji-k

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    tehSandwich
    over 15 years ago
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    Wrong Mythology Kratos.

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    Rokentosh
    over 15 years ago
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    Well, it looks like Kratos has a eye for the Gensokyo gods now.

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    blastech
    over 15 years ago
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    i feel bad for kratos then

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    lastsinz
    over 15 years ago
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    I would really like a God of War and Touhou crossover for a good game

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    neozigma
    over 15 years ago
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    blastech said:
    i feel bad for kratos then

    well...i feel bad for Gensokyo ó.ò , he can kill all the Greek Gods AND the titans , gensokyo Gods are no match for his Loincloth

    Kratos is coming , to town...anyway , what powers-limbs would he obtain from the gensokyo gods ?

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    BluRay
    over 15 years ago
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    Oh shit's going down. It looks like Gensokyo's screwed...

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    Rheeve
    over 15 years ago
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    neozigma said:
    well...i feel bad for Gensokyo ó.ò , he can kill all the Greek Gods AND the titans , gensokyo Gods are no match for his Loincloth

    Kratos is coming , to town...anyway , what powers-limbs would he obtain from the gensokyo gods ?

    till he gets stuck doing danmaku under the spellcard rules inposed by Hakurei Reimu

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    BluRay
    over 15 years ago
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    Rheeve said:
    till he gets stuck doing danmaku under the spellcard rules inposed by Hakurei Reimu

    Nope. If anything, he'll probably just take all the bullets and run up to her and either he'll rip her head off or *special sex game* comes up.

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    JesusK
    over 15 years ago
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    Rheeve said:
    till he gets stuck doing danmaku under the spellcard rules inposed by Hakurei Reimu

    Knowing kratos he would just cut the miko in half, though there are youkai's strong enough to face him, again remember most of them just have power based on they ability with danmaku.
    A few youkai like flandre, Yuuka, Yukari, Suika to name a few are probably strong in no-danmaku fights.

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    GreenDrag
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    JesusK said:
    Knowing kratos he would just cut the miko in half, though there are youkai's strong enough to face him, again remember most of them just have power based on they ability with danmaku.
    A few youkai like flandre, Yuuka, Yukari, Suika to name a few are probably strong in no-danmaku fights.

    And if he cuts the miko in half, the dragon gets angry. Kratos dies. Story over.
    PS: The dragon gets a new lineage to replace the Hakurei.

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    ashot02
    over 15 years ago
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    Oh man, here we go!

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    Gurutsu
    over 15 years ago
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    yes war is coming... prepare yourself... xd

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    Zaku Zelo
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    GreenDrag said:
    And if he cuts the miko in half, the dragon gets angry. Kratos dies. Story over.
    PS: The dragon gets a new lineage to replace the Hakurei.

    Kratos could kill the dragon.

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    BluRay
    over 15 years ago
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    He would rape the dragon. Then proceed throughout all of Gensokyo doing his thing.

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    Krugger
    over 15 years ago
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    So Kanako's father decide to see and test her husband for himself. Good luck Suwako !

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    MezzoDragon
    over 15 years ago
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    I wonder if Kratos will gain a new power after killing Sawako. Also, her hat count as a godly possession?

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    Ragna Darkness
    over 15 years ago
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    Rheeve said:
    till he gets stuck doing danmaku under the spellcard rules inposed by Hakurei Reimu

    Like Kratos would obey a poor troll mary sue shrine maiden

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    hurf durf
    over 15 years ago
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    Cirno'll kick his ass.

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    Gurutsu
    over 15 years ago
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    ech ... Kratos comes to Gensokyo kills everybody and then is killed by STRONGEST!!! end of story :P

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    lukka
    over 15 years ago
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    Reimu can't dies! She has ' Continue Technic ' XD

    BTW he still can't kill Mouko-tan , let's see who'll be ash first then :P

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    B173M3
    over 15 years ago
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    Just as the Kratos was about to cut the helpless Suwako down, her innocent face reminded of him his daughter, and he can't find it in himself to harm her.

    Years pass and he fathers her with a child, the beginning of a line of descendants that lead to Sanae.

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    Darkness1852
    over 15 years ago
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    B173M3 said:
    Just as the Kratos was about to cut the helpless Suwako down, her innocent face reminded of him his daughter, and he can't find it in himself to harm her.

    Years pass and he fathers her with a child, the beginning of a line of descendants that lead to Sanae.

    I was thinking of the exact same thing. there's GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA

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    BluRay
    over 15 years ago
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    So Kratos becomes grandfather of Gensokyo. How fitting.

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    over 15 years ago
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    Rheeve said:
    till he gets stuck doing danmaku under the spellcard rules inposed by Hakurei Reimu

    Ragna_Darkness said:
    Like Kratos would obey a poor troll mary sue shrine maiden

    Like Reimu would obey a poor raging mary sue spartan

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    HikikomoriDG
    over 15 years ago
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    neozigma said:
    well...i feel bad for Gensokyo ó.ò , he can kill all the Greek Gods AND the titans , gensokyo Gods are no match for his Loincloth

    Kratos is coming , to town...anyway , what powers-limbs would he obtain from the gensokyo gods ?

    The gods and titans in God of War where pussys. If they can get killed by a human that easlily, they aren't worthy being called gods.

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    xiaoramza
    over 15 years ago
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    FUND IT!!

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    GreenDrag
    over 15 years ago
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    Zaku_Zelo said:
    Kratos could kill the dragon.

    Like he would actually live long enough to turn to the dragon... When he is threatening you he causes natural disasters of great level. If he was... let's say... totally pissed... he'd just create your death. And truly over for anyone...

    hurf_durf said:
    Cirno'll kick his ass.

    heh... cirno doesn't bother with weakling mortals... She only challenges immortals, and kills them for killing her boredom >:-D

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    MMaestro
    over 15 years ago
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    neozigma said:
    well...i feel bad for Gensokyo ó.ò , he can kill all the Greek Gods AND the titans , gensokyo Gods are no match for his Loincloth

    Kratos is coming , to town...anyway , what powers-limbs would he obtain from the gensokyo gods ?

    The Greek "gods" are pretty weak if you actually read up on them. Zeus only successfully overthrew the Titans because he freed all his "eaten" brethren and they waged war for TEN YEARS.

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    GreenDrag said:
    Like he would actually live long enough to turn to the dragon... When he is threatening you he causes natural disasters of great level. If he was... let's say... totally pissed... he'd just create your death. And truly over for anyone...

    All this is true.

    Kratos could kill the dragon.

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    over 15 years ago
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    Zaku_Zelo said:
    All this is true.

    Kratos could kill the dragon.

    And the dragon could kill Kratos. It's all a matter of who gets the first blow. Or mtual Anihilation.

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    T34-38
    over 15 years ago
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    neozigma said:
    well...i feel bad for Gensokyo ó.ò , he can kill all the Greek Gods AND the titans , gensokyo Gods are no match for his Loincloth

    Kratos is coming , to town...anyway , what powers-limbs would he obtain from the gensokyo gods ?

    Loincloth? Loincloth? Manusuke can match with him!

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    DaBigCheese
    over 15 years ago
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    Byakugan01 said:
    It's all a matter of who press the button first .

    Fixed

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    Byakugan01
    over 15 years ago
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    T34/38 said:
    Loincloth? Loincloth? Manusuke can match with him!

    Who needs a loincloth when you can have a MAN cloth?!?

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    thegug
    over 15 years ago
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    T34/38 said:
    Loincloth? Loincloth? Manusuke can match with him!

    That. or, considering this is gensokyo, They'll end up as the subject of an epic BL doujin, "special sex game" pops up, and the two team up to take over gensokyo through the sheer power of the loincloth.

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    Astara
    over 15 years ago
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    JesusK said:
    Knowing kratos he would just cut the miko in half

    After that, yukari send kratos somewhere in deep space, see ya space cowboy !

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    Cyberia-Mix
    over 15 years ago
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    Good job on the pool abuse people.

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    GMO
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    Cyberia-Mix said:
    Good job on the pool abuse people.

    No number of pools are abusive for Kratos. just sayin :P

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    neozigma
    over 15 years ago
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    B173M3 said:
    Just as the Kratos was about to cut the helpless Suwako down, her innocent face reminded of him his daughter, and he can't find it in himself to harm her.

    Years pass and he fathers her with a child, the beginning of a line of descendants that lead to Sanae.

    Sorry , but Sanae ? i was thinking that someone like Yuuka would fit better D:

    thegug said:
    That. or, considering this is gensokyo, They'll end up as the subject of an epic BL doujin, "special sex game" pops up, and the two team up to take over gensokyo through the sheer power of the loincloth.

    No matter how many weapons he has received and stealed , he can fight even with his fist and be strong but if he lose his loincloth...even Rumia could kill him ò.oU u think he is a normal human ? the Loincloth give him manly Powahh !!!

    Byakugan01 said:
    And the dragon could kill Kratos. It's all a matter of who gets the first blow. Or mtual Anihilation.

    I dont know what is that "dragon" thing , but that could be a certain lose for a normal Kratos that always appears in the game , but a "history" Kratos is something very different and not only that , if Kratos Fights in his "god mode" sorry dudes...but that "Dragon" would be history

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    mukyu
    over 15 years ago
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    yuyuko can finish him dont worry

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    Touy
    over 15 years ago
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    @Neozigma
    I suppose what they're talking about would be the dragon god of Gensokyo, said to be on a level above the gods (like Kanako and Suwako) and every single youkai (including Yakumo). Apparently, he embodies the lands of Gensokyo themselves and is the very force of creation and destruction. Made from what is referred to as the three perfect elements of the world and controlling the world with the ten powers, the dragon god brings change to a stagnant world and continues the cycles that bring life to it.

    TLDR: The dragon god is said to be the highest magnitude of gods, able to bring creation and destruction to the world itself.

    But this is still silly. Why in the world are we arguing power levels and going serious business? Just enjoy the darn silliness of the crossover and be done with it.

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    JakeBob
    over 15 years ago
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    mukyu said:
    yuyuko can finish him dont worry

    No no, you don't wanna do that. You'll only make him angry.

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    user 152420
    over 15 years ago
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    B173M3 said:
    Just as the Kratos was about to cut the helpless Suwako down, her innocent face reminded of him his daughter, and he can't find it in himself to harm her.

    Years pass and he fathers her with a child, the beginning of a line of descendants that lead to Sanae.

    And there you have it. Kratos doesn't kill the gods of Gensokyo, he just rapes them.

    JakeBob said:
    No no, you don't wanna do that. You'll only make him angry.

    Yeah, since when has killing Kratos actually stopped him in any way?

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    Nilix
    over 15 years ago
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    Suwako vs Kratos would be interesting. But Kanako destroys weapons so... I think even if Kratos died, somehow got past Eiki's judgment, and came back with cooler weapons, it still won't work out for him in this world...
    Not like anyone ever really escapes Eiki's judgment anyway, it just gets delayed (due to a lack of boat service).

    Also, leave it to Kratos to bring a knife to a danmaku fight.

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    Greyman2
    over 15 years ago
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    Nilix said:
    Suwako vs Kratos would be interesting. But Kanako destroys weapons so... I think even if Kratos died, somehow got past Eiki's judgment, and came back with cooler weapons, it still won't work out for him in this world...
    Not like anyone ever really escapes Eiki's judgment anyway, it just gets delayed (due to a lack of boat service).

    Also, leave it to Kratos to bring a knife to a danmaku fight.

    Now personally, I am not a fan or hater of Kratos, but I would like to point out that he is definitely strong enough to take on any of the Gensokyo Gods with his bare hands.

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    ashot02
    over 15 years ago
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    itt: Dohoho my Touhou canon is totally superior to everything else.

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    over 15 years ago
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    HikikomoriDG said:
    The gods and titans in God of War where pussys. If they can get killed by a human that easlily, they aren't worthy being called gods.

    People die if they are killed, mark that on your history book.

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    HikikomoriDG said:
    The gods and titans in God of War where pussys. If they can get killed by a human that easlily, they aren't worthy being called gods.

    I was planning a sarcastic comment on how the touhou girls are CLEARLY stronger than Greek gods because they shoot balls of light at each other, but I realised ashot02 typed it out way better than I could:

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    itt: Dohoho my Touhou canon is totally superior to everything else.

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    omega-xis
    over 15 years ago
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    kratos cant stay dead the dude went to hades twice and came back gunzablazing and survied a on scale epic war.
    That said the man probally wont kill kill anyone in Gensokyo them little young'un reminds him of his little girl like how pandora did

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    neozigma
    over 15 years ago
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    i has a Question , if Kratos come to Gensokyo to destroy everything but his plans change when get in love with Yuuka , 9 months later a baby is Born

    Question : Is that Baby a menace for all Gensokyo including the dragon ?

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    Hijiri Byakuren
    over 15 years ago
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    All this toss up about Kratos killing who and dying etc etc and no one is worried about Suwako dying painfully? Yikes.
    Danmaku = non fatal means of solving conflict.
    Kratos = fatal in all aspects

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    JS2057
    over 15 years ago
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    I might be wrong,but can't Yukari just make a gap and let his intestine fall out?

    I'm pretty sure the problem is many Gensokyo chars have DBZ-esque OPness. Some like Remilia,Yukari,flandre,and Yuyuko probably have the power to kill him without fighting him.

    Yuuka...eh,she'd probably but fire a giant master spark...can't see him dodging/living that.

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    soulezz
    over 15 years ago
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    DAMN YOU YUKARI !!! he he there should be a question mark on top of kratos' head

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    crystal tear 020
    over 15 years ago
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    Could this be the start of what would happening next once Kratos is finished killing the gods the titans in his world?

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    BluRay
    over 15 years ago
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    IDK why, but I kind of imagined instead of Kratos in that picture, what this conversation would've been like if it was Solid Snake. :3

    Kratos would rape all the gods of Gensokyo, and there would be madness.

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    PARTRONER
    over 15 years ago
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    So THAT explains where he went after the credits...

    ...God damn it Yukari.

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    localhazard
    over 15 years ago
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    Even though Kratos may have all the Gensokyo gods beat, what about Reimu and Marisa who already beats those gods on a daily basis?

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    Deshter
    over 15 years ago
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    POWERLEVELS!

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    Cloud 1987
    over 15 years ago
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    I don't think he would kill such a cute godess, maybe instead of her head he'd take her hat and moves on...

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    Dr Z
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    Zaku_Zelo said:
    Kratos could kill the dragon.

    He'd end up making boots out of that dragon if he hasn't already.

    B173M3 said:
    Just as the Kratos was about to cut the helpless Suwako down, her innocent face reminded of him his daughter, and he can't find it in himself to harm her.

    Years pass and he fathers her with a child, the beginning of a line of descendants that lead to Sanae.

    That would explain an awful lot about Sanae's not so nice girl behavior.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YelZODyHPi0
    Reimu also could be a descendant as well which would explain everything about her.

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    jagus12
    over 15 years ago
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    Hey, for all the people who think that Kratos can kill everybody in Gensokyo.
    Yukari Yakumo.
    That is all.

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    CGrascal
    over 15 years ago
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    I believe Kratos is here because Kanako had the audacity to refer to herself as a god of war. This is your fault, Kanako.

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    ashot02
    over 15 years ago
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    "Oh hey look! A human. Alright then, I will show him my extremely elaborate, yet still dodge-able danmaku. It will blow him away with it's beautiful patterns and--" *riiip*

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    B173M3 said:
    Just as the Kratos was about to cut the helpless Suwako down, her innocent face reminded of him his daughter, and he can't find it in himself to harm her.

    Years pass and he fathers her with a child, the beginning of a line of descendants that lead to Sanae.

    Wait wait wait wait. You'd marry a girl who reminds you of your daughter? Sanae must feel pretty icky right now thinking about it.

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    SlySuavity
    over 15 years ago
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    Powerlevel discussions can be so joyous.

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    freshprinceofdespair
    over 15 years ago
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    Jesus Christ, this fucking thread.

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    Contourian
    over 15 years ago
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    jagus12 said:
    Hey, for all the people who think that Kratos can kill everybody in Gensokyo.
    Yukari Yakumo.
    That is all.

    You think feeble gap hag stop quick time event? Kratos pities your small mortal mind.

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    randomness
    over 15 years ago
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    Unfortunately, Kratos has a bad tendency to go to hell in every single game he's ever been in. And I doubt the Shikieiki is the pushover Hades is.

    The lecture she would have for Kratos would be MGS4-esque in length. And probably would be an unskippable cutscene.

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    Sachiko
    over 15 years ago
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    I only have one thing to add to this damn thread.

    <Utsuho> Feel the power of NUCLEAR FUSION!

    <Kratos> *Rips Okuu's head and uses it as a nuclear-powered lantern*

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    nyoway
    over 15 years ago
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    Guys, Kratos can't even get into Gensokyo. He's a male playable character.

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    over 15 years ago
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    nyoway said:
    Guys, Kratos can't even get into Gensokyo. He's a male playable character.

    Explain Rinnosuke.

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    randomness
    over 15 years ago
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    He's not playable. Or in any of the games.

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    about 15 years ago
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    HikikomoriDG said:
    The gods and titans in God of War where pussys. If they can get killed by a human that easlily, they aren't worthy being called gods.

    Kratos is a demi-god by birth and not a normal human >.< Explains why he's also able to kill a lot of the gods and titans, and why he's so you know.
    Killed both his father and grand-father when you think about it.

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    Kolkpen
    about 15 years ago
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    What about deathbombs?

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    randomness said:
    Unfortunately, Kratos has a bad tendency to go to hell in every single game he's ever been in. And I doubt the Shikieiki is the pushover Hades is.

    The lecture she would have for Kratos would be MGS4-esque in length. And probably would be an unskippable cutscene.

    Well actually seems more likely she'd start lecturing and then he'd just stab her in the throat and yank out her vocal cords, or maybe cut out her tongue. Probably depends on his mood really, but either way there is likely to be much rejoicing all around.

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    Well, I guess its "To telos arheezee torah!" for Touhou Then....

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    HikikomoriDG said:
    The gods and titans in God of War where pussys. If they can get killed by a human that easlily, they aren't worthy being called gods.

    I dunno what your definition of human is but Kratos isn't a human no matter what anyone says. If he can lift a 4000 pound support beam and whack a monster with it he doesn't come close to meeting the criteria of a human. The greek gods were by far better than the gods in whatever this is. After all damn near everyone knows Zeus's name. How many people have even heard whoever that thing behind the red pole? 4? 5? 50? Lmao.

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    In UNL Suwak mentions in Japan theres 8 million Gods so its hard to turn down potential worshipers in the making. Greece probably had less than that. So 8 million vs one Kratos lol

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    ubelblatt3000 said:
    In UNL Suwak mentions in Japan theres 8 million Gods so its hard to turn down potential worshipers in the making. Greece probably had less than that. So 8 million vs one Kratos lol

    *sigh* And this illustrates a lack of understanding of a BIG difference between Shinto mythology and greek mythology..."kami" are not on the level of Greek Gods. Nor do they neccessarily even have alot of power. True, you get ones like the seven gods of fortune and Amaterasu, but most kami are not THAT powerful. The Aki sisters are shinto gods as well, remember.

    BTW, the whole "8 million gods" idea is a way to express the idea that there are a potentially infinite ammount of kami.

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    ubelblatt3000 said:
    In UNL Suwak mentions in Japan theres 8 million Gods so its hard to turn down potential worshipers in the making. Greece probably had less than that. So 8 million vs one Kratos lol

    I was going to make a post along the lines of "With that many people against him, he should have one arm tied behind his back for fairness", but you ended your post with "lol", so fuck that noise, I'm not going to give it any more attention after this post.

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    Robert3186 said:
    Well actually seems more likely she'd start lecturing and then he'd just stab her in the throat and yank out her vocal cords, or maybe cut out her tongue. Probably depends on his mood really, but either way there is likely to be much rejoicing all around.

    His mood? He has just one if I remember correctly and that ist his manly RAAAGE

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    Itamaki said:
    His mood? He has just one if I remember correctly and that ist his manly RAAAGE

    And someone will REAL SERIOUS trouble when Rage of Sparta kicks in.

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    Why are we even discussing this?

    Kratos is pretty much the ultimate Mary Sue protagonist of RAAAAAAAAAAGE.
    Make him mortal, weak, and dead, he'll find someway to get you.
    When he actually faces you, you through one way or another lose nearly all sense of strategy, skill, and power proven through feats and omnipotence, and then get your body ravaged.
    Even when you have no reason to become nothing more than smears on the wall.

    Seriously, even Berserker/Hercules in Fate/Stay Knight has more finesse than most GOW bosses.

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    B173M3 said:
    Just as the Kratos was about to cut the helpless Suwako down, her innocent face reminded of him his daughter, and he can't find it in himself to harm her.

    Years pass and he fathers her with a child, the beginning of a line of descendants that lead to Sanae.

    Now I'm starting to imagine that Sanae's green hair was actually Kratos' gene. That's why he keeps himself bald.

    Also, screw powerlevels discussions. GetBackers and Tsukihime have more broken characters than any other series.

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    Dohohoho yeah right.

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    about 15 years ago
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    OH Lord....
    That's way this type of crossovers should be locked inside author's head....

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    Yesterday, I dreamed of a Touhou game that played like God of War. It's name: "God of Hell".

    Now, imagine Shinki going on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge through all of Gensokyo as a vengeance for Reimu's rampage in Makai.

    Totally priceless.

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    I've always found it interesting that Japanese fans never seem inclined to defend a series in a debate of this manner...

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    Kratos can absorb orbs so almost all touhou attacks are useless against him.

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    Bansho said:
    I've always found it interesting that Japanese fans never seem inclined to defend a series in a debate of this manner...

    That's because it's not really worth debating since we all know the real outcome anyway. Also, for those of you thinking Kratos could kill the omnipotent Dragon, Seriously? He can beat the very foundation of creation and destruction itself? You have two choices here, either A: Admit that Kratos couldn't defeat the Dragon, no matter what, forever. Or B: Say he can defeat the Dragon, and also admit that Kratos is actually so amazingly stupid he would destroy that which sustains all of life itself.

    ...Just sayin'.

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    I don't think Kratos would bother going after the dragon. It doesn't usually reveal itself does it?
    As far as I'd know he's probably still be focusing on the gods from his realm and try to find his way back to Olympus. And of course, kill anything on the way back if it gets in his way.

    As for destroying the dragon, I'm pretty sure that if Kratos did manage to destroy it, it would only destroy that which sustains life in Gensokyo, as his realm and their realm are two different dimensions, and whatever happens in their realm isn't gonna affect Olympus unless there is a physical link that connects the two worlds.
    *No Kratos isn't that physical link. He just happens to be in Gensokyo.

    I love Touhou, but I just think Kratos' badassery is too much for whatever Gensokyo can throw at him.

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    It's a shame since 'badassery' != 'always wins'. I hate it when character designers only pull together ten tons of testosterone and suddenly he's unbeatable. I like to think a bunch of small frog-hat-girls could take on a hulking nut-sack like Kratos. Maybe 'cause, unlike others, I don't discriminate based on appearance.

    Another thing I'd like to note, Why is it that everyone assumes that just because Kratos saw the girl, she's immediately doomed? If he kills everything he sees just for the hell of it, then I don't see why anyone but sheer morons would ever like him.

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    FoxFire256 said:
    Another thing I'd like to note, Why is it that everyone assumes that just because Kratos saw the girl, she's immediately doomed? If he kills everything he sees just for the hell of it, then I don't see why anyone but sheer morons would ever like him.

    That is actually pretty much what he does for more or less the entire series of games he's in... He's pretty much an anti-hero minus basically anything actually heroic, he's more or less become a villain protagonist by the current time.

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    FoxFire256 said:
    It's a shame since 'badassery' != 'always wins'. I hate it when character designers only pull together ten tons of testosterone and suddenly he's unbeatable. I like to think a bunch of small frog-hat-girls could take on a hulking nut-sack like Kratos. Maybe 'cause, unlike others, I don't discriminate based on appearance.

    Another thing I'd like to note, Why is it that everyone assumes that just because Kratos saw the girl, she's immediately doomed? If he kills everything he sees just for the hell of it, then I don't see why anyone but sheer morons would ever like him.

    fail Flandre kills anything she sees and she has loads of fans also kratos can travel back in time.

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    Why the hell are you all arguing about it?

    Kratos fights Touhou, and everything ceases to exist. You're BSODing the universe.

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    "ZUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEESSSS!!! IS THIS ONE OF YOUR WORTHLRESS MINIONS?! COWARD! COME DOWN HERE AND FACE ME NOW!!!"

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    But Flandre actually has character. Plus, your arguement is invalid. Everybody knows being killed by a magical chick would be waaaay better then being killed by a bag of testosterone with anger issues. I still shake my head disappointingly when people try to T-bag. I won't continue this arguement 'till I know more about Kratos. Like how being "official" makes a mary-sue popular.

    On a related note: time traveling is for ninnies. Real men lapse the fabric of time to cause the past, present and future of an object to exist within the same frame of time. Specifically daggers.

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    I want to see Kratos' face XD

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    NeroGiovanni
    about 15 years ago
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    . . . I only have a few words to say.
    1. Why compare a dojin games game to a game that focuses on realism(if things like magic and the entirety of greek mythology were real)? That's like comparing Superman to Chuck Norris, when everyone knows Chuck Norris would round-house kick a paper illustration's ass even if it was turned into a real person. :3

    #2: Kratos vs. Everything = Kratos for the Win. Except in the case of number three. . .

    #3 Kratos vs. Chuck Norris-Jesus Christ-Bruce Lee-Ninja-fused together with potara earrings and the fusion dance = ???

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    T34/38 said:
    Loincloth? Loincloth? Manusuke can match with him!

    Byakugan01 said:
    Who needs a loincloth when you can have a MAN cloth?!?

    thegug said:
    That. or, considering this is gensokyo, They'll end up as the subject of an epic BL doujin, "special sex game" pops up, and the two team up to take over gensokyo through the sheer power of the loincloth.

    Sachiko said:
    I only have one thing to add to this damn thread.

    <Utsuho> Feel the power of NUCLEAR FUSION!

    <Kratos> *Rips Okuu's head and uses it as a nuclear-powered lantern*

    FUND IT!! or Die!!

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    Hell Yeah Manosuke + kusanagi blade vs Kratos + fully upgraded, who will win!

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    Touy said:
    @Neozigma
    I suppose what they're talking about would be the dragon god of Gensokyo, said to be on a level above the gods (like Kanako and Suwako) and every single youkai (including Yakumo). Apparently, he embodies the lands of Gensokyo themselves and is the very force of creation and destruction. Made from what is referred to as the three perfect elements of the world and controlling the world with the ten powers, the dragon god brings change to a stagnant world and continues the cycles that bring life to it.

    Shinryu?

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    iny
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    All this discussion between kratos fanboys vs touhou fanboys makes me sick.

    I can't believe I wasted my time reading it. Do you guys know who would win? NO ONE. Because the battle will never happen! And discussing a bunch of hypothesis is silly, just leave the image alone!

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    ashot02 said:
    itt: Dohoho my Touhou canon is totally superior to everything else.

    For emphasis.

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    BluRay said:
    Oh shit's going down. It looks like Gensokyo's screwed...

    Naa, if you noticed how many HNG loli in gensokyo are. I think Kratos is going to die from blood loss, or a head explosion. Nobody is immune to things like HNG you know

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    I don't know much about touhou, but I am pretty damn sure from what I've read about their powers a lot of the so called godosses of gensokyo are broken as hell. So saying they would stand no chance in a non-danmaku fight is kind of dumb. He'd be a bit dumbfounded by how Moukou's immortality, and wouldn't know what to do against beings like Yukari.

    On the otherhand, I do see him being capable of beating many of the characters in touhou! Not sure about flandre, and the like though.

    But I could be wrong, either way, this whole, "So-and-so automatically wins for being more badass!" or, "so-and-so wins for being cuter!" is dumb. :|

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    IDIOCY REACHING CRITICAL MASS. SELF-DESTRUCTING IN 3...2...

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    dandan
    about 15 years ago
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    huh, didn't Shinto deities are unable to die as long as people believes in them?

    Sorta like youkai immortality?

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    iny said:
    All this discussion between kratos fanboys vs touhou fanboys makes me sick.

    I can't believe I wasted my time reading it. Do you guys know who would win? NO ONE. Because the battle will never happen! And discussing a bunch of hypothesis is silly, just leave the image alone!

    It's a shame that someone like a dumbass like even existed here. Who asked ya to read it anyway? We are either Kratos fanboys or Touhou Fanboys (Or girls XD) Not Kill Joys... Just get the hell out of here and don't bother us no more...

    For my opinion? Uhmmmmm.... Kratos fans vote for Kratos, Touhou fans vote for Touhou and Unfamiliar judgemental guys vote for either (Depends on their perspective XD)

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    FoxFire256 said:
    That's because it's not really worth debating since we all know the real outcome anyway. Also, for those of you thinking Kratos could kill the omnipotent Dragon, Seriously? He can beat the very foundation of creation and destruction itself? You have two choices here, either A: Admit that Kratos couldn't defeat the Dragon, no matter what, forever. Or B: Say he can defeat the Dragon, and also admit that Kratos is actually so amazingly stupid he would destroy that which sustains all of life itself.

    ...Just sayin'.

    you play GOW3 yet? he turned the world into hell without giving a damn

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    I think this will have a HAPPY END. Kratos was only unstoppable because he was out for revenge. Since Suwako hasn't done anything to warrant payback they'll probably end up having tea.

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    almost 15 years ago
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    Kratos: KRATOS MAD!! KRATOS GO KILL GOD NOW!!

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    RNGCombo said:
    I think this will have a HAPPY END. Kratos was only unstoppable because he was out for revenge. Since Suwako hasn't done anything to warrant payback they'll probably end up having tea.

    True, in the worst situation, Kratos will just get some "sexual healing" with Suwako and end having a new family.

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    almost 15 years ago
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    Kratos loses against Flandre end of discussion. EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF FLANDRE. Mostly because she implodes/snabs/crushes meteors for the fucking fun of it. METEORS. LETS SEE KRATOS DO THAT. Oh yeah and she wasn't even trying. And by that I mean she just closed her hand and bam. Bye bye Meteor. Close hand. Bye bye Kratos.

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    Well, and then we say "Just as Flanned~"

    Oh, god, this fucking thread is not over yet...

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    almost 15 years ago
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    Well, and then we say "Just as Flanned~"

    Oh, god, this fucking thread is not over yet...

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    gluxitol
    over 14 years ago
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    oh no my poor little and very cute suwako :'(
    now im crying

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    I am pretty sure if Ryougi were in the mix, she wouldn't even need to move or breath. All she has to do is stand still, look at them or think about their deaths. Heck, all she needs to do is "kill" her own flaws (funny why she never did this in the novels) and automatically, she's like Haruhi, only she's aware of her own power. After that, bye-bye Kratos and everyone from Touhou.

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    over 14 years ago
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    Debate on win or lose of characters in two different games which has different genre... are peoples in Danbooru too lonely or what? And do god obligate to exist in matter form? Those games don't even have the same myth. Stop corrupt Touhou with killing stuff, isn't violence on Earth enough already?

    PS: If you get serious, you lose.

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    The Nice Knowing you part is for Kratos. You don't go into Gensokyo and challenge everyone there to a fight to the death and leave alive.

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    over 14 years ago
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    Kratos will win

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    *kills Marisa*
    >You have acquired Mini-Hakkero
    >Grants infinite magic. Beat the game to use this item.

    Aya reminds me of Hermes, but we're not going to cut her legs off, are we? Instead
    *kills Aya*
    >You have acquired Tengu's Fan
    >Wind Blast L2 + square
    >Lethal Vortex L2 + triangle
    >Titan Storm L2 + circle

    *kills Nitori*
    >You have acquired Automaton Gear

    Many fans see Tenshi as a masochist, which I do not support. However
    *kills Tenshi*
    >You have acquired Rage of the Celestials

    Anyone who played GoW2 should remember this
    Patchy:Ghost of Sparta? It was foretold that you would come. I will not let you reach the Sisters! *jumps cliff*
    We now travel back in time like, 5 seconds ago
    Kratos:READ THE WORDS. *smack*
    Patchy:No! This will be the end of us all! *smack*
    Kratos:This is your purpose. Die with honor. *smack*
    Patchy:I..gave my blood...to illuminate the way.
    *smack smack smack*

    Then it strikes me that Remilia has control over fate, and the Sisters of Fate also...well, shit.
    PS-Komachi is obviously Cheren, but Shiki as Hades is just..disturbing. Since Cirno is the strongest, let her be Hercules. *smack smack* Sorry for the comment being so long, guys
    Oh, and Mystia is Icarus. Enjoy your mindfuck

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    We should create a pool, it's name will be "retard".

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    mukyu said:
    yuyuko can finish him dont worry

    By making use of her power to control death in living beings... yes she could...

    Then there's the matter that Suwako tamed the Curse gods...

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    about 14 years ago
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    I think this post made the record... the most comments with negative score... (stating this might actually add one more to it, but...)

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    B173M3 said:
    Just as the Kratos was about to cut the helpless Suwako down, her innocent face reminded of him his daughter, and he can't find it in himself to harm her.

    Years pass and he fathers her with a child, the beginning of a line of descendants that lead to Sanae.

    I think I like this explanation the best.
    But wait, that would mean that Kratos is into loli! D:

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    about 14 years ago
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    It's funny because Suwako is a God(ess) of War herself.

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    ultimasheep said:
    It's funny because Suwako is a God(ess) of War herself.

    no.. she's the goddess of the mountains...

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    about 14 years ago
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    Touy said:

    But this is still silly. Why in the world are we arguing power levels and going serious business?

    Because the scouters give false readings 8D!

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    Wow. I hate it when people complain about elongated discussions or arguments with no reason beyond what I can only interpret as "intellectual discussions are not welcome in Danbooru because Danbooru is supposed to be where you can mindlessly enjoy pictures and drool".

    This? This is the worst type of discussions that I ever see, comparing power levels across completely different universes. Yes, it can in fact be a constructive and entertaining venture, and I've seen that happen many times, but this is neither. At least don't try to take sides when doing something like this. Engaging in discussions like this with the sole purpose of cheering for the universe you like is the best way to make a discussion a burnt chicken stew.

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    CookieLoop said:
    no.. she's the goddess of the mountains...

    Yes but she also ruled over a kingdom and fought a war with an army of invading gods. I assume this is the joke the artist is trying to make. http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Suwa_War

    Updated by ultimasheep over 12 years ago

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    ultimasheep said:
    Yes but she also ruled over a kingdom and fought a war with an army of invading gods. I assume this is the joke the artist is trying to make. http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Suwa_War

    The touhou wiki has moved to http://touhouwiki.net , update your bookmarks.

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    dean exia
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    After all related to Greek mythology are considered fiction by us now, Kratos got his place in Gensoukyou..

    Gensoukyou, to me, is like one sanctuary for all myths, folklores, legends & tales. If we can meet Kratos here, we'll meet other things & characters from dozens of media like Alucard, Thor, Knights of Round Table, USS Eldridge, Amber Room, Merlin, etc.

    Debating on who owns who is not really necessary (make your own fic if you want to). Just enjoy the crossover...

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    IronKingLeo
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    I doubt Kratos could stomp Reimu (or Yuka/Yukari/Yuugi), but he is more than capable of beating most of the Touhou cast.

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    almost 14 years ago
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    Christ, that's the most hidden comments I've seen that WEREN'T meme responses.

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    BasementFlan said:
    I think I like this explanation the best.
    But wait, that would mean that Kratos is into loli! D:

    In fact, I want to see Kratos kill everybody except the lolis and rape them
    just sayin'

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    over 13 years ago
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    JakeBob said:
    Christ, that's the most hidden comments I've seen that WEREN'T meme responses.

    Indeed. To think that I facepalmed a lot of those comments in just one image, even my own...

    And the lack of GoW art on Danbooru saddens me

    Bumping this thread

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    HikikomoriDG said:
    Like Reimu would obey a poor raging mary sue spartan

    Reimu can explode things at a touch.
    She can summon from the pool of Shinto Gods.
    Kratos fought the Greek pantheon one at a time.
    4 or 5 Shinto gods would woop his ass.

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    over 13 years ago
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    Fckng downvoter.

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    over 13 years ago
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    Words cannot describe how epic this is

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    xaina222
    about 13 years ago
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    KILL ALL THE GODS !!!

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    ninered
    almost 13 years ago
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    It'll all come down to QTE vs focus fire.

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    ManiacYKT
    almost 13 years ago
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    Kratos would've win. End of story.
    Enjoy your butthurt.

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    johnsonhamerston
    over 11 years ago
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    doesn't kratos have medusa gaze ? he can turn her into stone -_-' , anyway fu*ck this crossover, just enjoy guys

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    user 422391
    about 11 years ago
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    Either Kratos will just ignore everyone until someone is stupid enough to provoke him or just end up constantly reflecting attacks.

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    swartzwald
    over 9 years ago
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    So why can't she just fly away? Can Kratos fly? Haven't really played either game so...

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    Elmithian
    about 9 years ago
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    neozigma said:

    Sorry , but Sanae ? i was thinking that someone like Yuuka would fit better D:

    Erm.... that is because Suwako is known to be Sanae's grandmother, thus he suggested that since it would chronologically make more sense than him being with Yuuka, which doesn't seem to have any descendants...

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    Unlucky.Dice
    almost 9 years ago
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    swartzwald said:

    So why can't she just fly away? Can Kratos fly? Haven't really played either game so...

    IIRC Kratos have wings..

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    Super Dick
    over 8 years ago
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    GreenDrag said:

    And if he cuts the miko in half, the dragon gets angry. Kratos dies. Story over.
    PS: The dragon gets a new lineage to replace the Hakurei.

    if the dragon gets angry then kratos will shut the dragon up by cutting its head off from the inside after the dragon eats him. story over.

    PS: kratos finds & kills the rest of the hakurei clan and erases gensokyo from existence forever.

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    Super Dick
    over 8 years ago
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    Astara said:

    After that, yukari send kratos somewhere in deep space, see ya space cowboy !

    kratos would just find a way back...he came back from hell 3 times...so space will not be a problem to him.

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    Super Dick
    over 8 years ago
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    FoxFire256 said:

    That's because it's not really worth debating since we all know the real outcome anyway. Also, for those of you thinking Kratos could kill the omnipotent Dragon, Seriously? He can beat the very foundation of creation and destruction itself? You have two choices here, either A: Admit that Kratos couldn't defeat the Dragon, no matter what, forever. Or B: Say he can defeat the Dragon, and also admit that Kratos is actually so amazingly stupid he would destroy that which sustains all of life itself.

    ...Just sayin'.

    I choose C: he would kill the dragon and then replace him has the new ruler of creation and destruction.

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    Super Dick
    over 8 years ago
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    FoxFire256 said:

    But Flandre actually has character. Plus, your arguement is invalid. Everybody knows being killed by a magical chick would be waaaay better then being killed by a bag of testosterone with anger issues. I still shake my head disappointingly when people try to T-bag. I won't continue this arguement 'till I know more about Kratos. Like how being "official" makes a mary-sue popular.

    On a related note: time traveling is for ninnies. Real men lapse the fabric of time to cause the past, present and future of an object to exist within the same frame of time. Specifically daggers.

    said "character" that was created by the fandom of touhou.

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    Unlucky.Dice
    over 8 years ago
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    Super_Dick said:

    said "character" that was created by the fandom of touhou.

    And who is that "character"?

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    Super Dick
    over 8 years ago
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    Unlucky.Dice said:

    And who is that "character"?

    I was pretty much pointing out the fact that all touhou characters have little to no character in canon...and that it was the touhou fandom that gave them character to begin with.

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    Unlucky.Dice
    over 8 years ago
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    Super_Dick said:

    I was pretty much pointing out the fact that all touhou characters have little to no character in canon...and that it was the touhou fandom that gave them character to begin with.

    ah that, yeah, gotta agree with you there.

    the only thing the games do is introduce characters, that is why fans love them since the characters are pretty much hallow and the fans will be the ones who fill them with their fantasies.

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    Chaon
    over 8 years ago
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    People said:

    Power comparing

    How can I make this comment section more childish? Any idea?

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    seaurchinhead
    over 8 years ago
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    Chaon said:

    How can I make this comment section more childish? Any idea?

    Probably by commenting on an already old comment section that no one really cares anymore.

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    Unlucky.Dice
    about 8 years ago
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    Maxmizer said:

    Probably by commenting on an already old comment section that no one really cares anymore.

    SURE!!

    But TBH Kratos will lay waste on Gensokyo.

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    UVERkyouku
    over 3 years ago
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    GODDAMN, these people were literally malding before it was popular 11 years ago! kratos is strong, PLEASE

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