Thanks for correcting my translation error.

thanks for the money bunny

Holydude said:
thanks for the money bunny

I think she's charging us to give her a massage. $50 to touch Tewi for 40 minutes?

Steak said:
I think she's charging us to give her a massage. $50 to touch Tewi for 40 minutes?

yeah i know but you know it would kinda throw her off her train of thought if you answered her like that.... i just hope it would throw her off enough to save my poor wallet

Only if the "Happy Ending" is included.

i'll pay

*grabs a pair of disposable gloves and a bottle of Yuuka's suntan lotion (1/3 wasabi paste, 1/3 hot sauce, 1/3 tanning lotion)*

Massaging Tewi: $50

Hiring Aya to take photos of the massage: 20% of the profits and a two year subscription to Bunbunmaru

Selling copies of the photos to just about every person Tewi's wronged: Enough to retire early on

The looks on Tewi's face when she realizes she's been taken advantage of, and only has $50 to show for it: priceless

Ande said:
*grabs a pair of disposable gloves and a bottle of Yuuka's suntan lotion (1/3 wasabi paste, 1/3 hot sauce, 1/3 tanning lotion)*

Massaging Tewi: $50

Hiring Aya to take photos of the massage: 20% of the profits and a two year subscription to Bunbunmaru

Selling copies of the photos to just about every person Tewi's wronged: Enough to retire early on

The looks on Tewi's face when she realizes she's been taken advantage of, and only has $50 to show for it: priceless

Yeah but what do I use my American Express for then?

Chartering the plane that flies you to to Way The Fuck Away afterward?

Okay. *pays*
(forty minutes later)
(Tewi on the ground twitching with a look of pain on her face)
Haaaa~ now that was refreshing.

Tetrominon said:

Chartering the plane that flies you to to Way The Fuck Away afterward?

Well played internet, well played.