FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS.

Translate this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEARN JAPANESE!!!!!!!!!!!

Even Gears need R and R.

Cannot unsee her Awesome Face.

Lolled hard at Marcus' face. Bump for translation, thanks.

If I had known this existed 9 months ago, I would've translated it straight away. But after the long wait, here you go. This is awesome stuff, ahaha.

Looking at the translated text, I can safely conclude that Fenix is quite well-adjusted, considering the number of times he chainsawed a locust to death and witness the horrific deaths of Carmine.

We need more story of buff macho men and women being friendly to overly custy characters.