Tried my hand at translating. Reimu's last comment is not litteral, but that's what she means, I think. Also, there's a joke or something in Cirno's comment as she appears in panel three, which I can't quite get.
How would I know... What do you want?*Clatter**Pwoosh!*OfferingsCrash!What's going on?OfferingsOfferingsEh?What happened to the futon?Ta-daa!The futon flew away! "Futon ga futtonda!"