あ、もしもし、ボクだけど。
え？いま？ 山かと言えば山なんだけど海かと言えば海かも。
いやまだ海じゃないんだけど、山でもないんだ。

Oh, hello, it's me.
What? Now? If I say it's a mountain, it's a mountain, but if I say it's the ocean, it might be the ocean.
No, I'm not at the ocean yet, but I'm not in the mountain either.