I would fuck that till my dick fell off, then let it fuck me until I grew a new one, because we all know if you get fucked by a futa you grow a dick, if you don't have one already. So by default you'd grow a new one.
Master, I can't take it anymore... Please work this big, fat, filthy dick (close unneeded applications) and make me release the perverted juice that's building up inside of me (deallocate resources)! If you don't, I'll become messed up!! Even though I'm the latest OS, many things will go wrong and I'll fall ill if you don't constantly fiddle with me. So please do things like defrag, delete unnecessary files, and reinstall the OS on a frequent basis.
