Too busy to translate now. But we got a lot of cool translator dudes here, right?

Aw man, I look at these too early... All I get is Touko has a lv. 100 Arceus, but other than that I know nothing.
If only something other than the title was translated...

Somebody's gotta cross-check this because the speech in panel 2? I don't believe in it.

I'm here to settle accounts, bitch! >:D

So... in the game, you get one of the two legendaries, N gets the other, and later in the game you can battle the one N got?

lol dream world popularity contest.

Wait, where did the Touko/Touya thing come from?
/slowpoke

Yup Zekrom. You're gonna die.

Luffink said:
So... in the game, you get one of the two legendaries, N gets the other, and later in the game you can battle the one N got?

Deses said:
Wait, where did the Touko/Touya thing come from?
/slowpoke

From the Battle Subway. You can play multi battles with the NPC being the character you didn't choose. Touka or Touya.

Poor Rehshiram, doomed to the unused Legendary Box, a much slower death than Zekrom's.

They could've just ran away and leave N. >.>;

Mostly fixed, but translation should be looked at again.

Hanamizuki said:
Mostly fixed, but translation should be looked at again.

Thanks for doing that :3　Panel two makes actual sense now; I wasn't sure if it was meant to be a metaphor or what.
Also nice catch on the Touko's ass line >.> Katakana went right over my head.

"Touko's ass is moe"

WTF!

Wait, you can get Arceus in dream world? You would think Game freak would have did some kinda block on that untill after you get the national dex.

Tetsamaru said:
Wait, you can get Arceus in dream world? You would think Game freak would have did some kinda block on that untill after you get the national dex.

Technically this comic actually does break game mechanics. Arceus has not been released in the Dream World, the only way to get him over is to transfer that event Arceus from a 4th gen game over to Black/White. Which isn't possible until after you beat the game.

Still funny though. Especially the line "I'm here to settle accounts, bitch."

Arceus was released in the Dream World through a special popularity contest promotion. Japanese gamers voted on which Pokemon they want released, and Arceus won. So it's not breaking anything.

Pata-Hikari said:
Technically this comic actually does break game mechanics. Arceus has not been released in the Dream World, the only way to get him over is to transfer that event Arceus from a 4th gen game over to Black/White. Which isn't possible until after you beat the game.

Still funny though. Especially the line "I'm here to settle accounts, bitch."

Or, you know, trade it from another cartridge that DID beat the game.

The funny thing is, I did exactly this on my black game with that Arceus you could get in the Dream World. Every thing that followed was as beautiful as a maxed-out pp Judgement should be.