I support these Pokemon

Why couldn't game freaks make them this way?

Roxal said:
Why couldn't game freaks make them this way?

They don't make them this way because then the Pokemon games would be far too awesome for our primitive 21st century tech to properly run.

If even Wotter's ofikal name was a fraction as cool as this, the games would become too awesome to rightly sell (they'd be sued for exploded eyeballs).