Also, let me just say that "Counselor Parsee" is one of the thing that I find extremely funny and I'm grateful that Zun made her a counselor.
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I told Satori-sama about a problem of mine.
She referred me to a counselor but...Isn't the bridge princess known for being really jealous?I don't want to meet her...
She must be really gloomy...SHINESHINENice to meet you,What kind of problems do you have?I'm counselor Mizuhashi Parsee.I-It's about the person I like but...Oh my...To be young, I'm so jealous.