Because aliens from the moon. Or, alternatively, either Eirin said that last bit out loud or it was purely for comedic effect. I'd prefer the first answer, myself.
SighEven though I visited the shrine at night to put a curse, will it really work?Master.
I'm back from selling the medicines.The curse is working!?Clatter!Guhack!!Eirin, that's just Tewi's prank.Idiot...
She fell for it so perfectly again. ♪Dong!