Springfield: Good Afternoon Commander, It's been a long time

SKK: I'd like a tasting

Springfield: I've known of your past fondness of the German varieties, but I can wholeheartedly endorse you a new breed of Austrians; GLOCK 34 & 26

Recontoured grips, flared magwells for easier reloads, and I know you'd appreciate the custom porting. What's next?

SKK: I need something robust... precise...

Springfield: robust...? precise...?

Springfield: AR - 15... 11.5 inch compensated with and iron bonded bolt carrier, TRIJICON Acu-point w/ 1.6x magnification

SKK: Can you recommend anything for the end of the night..? Something big ... bold.

Springfield: May I suggest.... the Benelli M4 ?

Custom bolt carrier release & charging handle ... textured grips.... should your hands get.... wet.

An Italian classic

SKK: Dessert ?

Springfield: *exhales* Dessert.

Our finest cutleries! all freshly stowed !

Shall I have everything sent up to your room?

SKK: Yes

Springfield: Excellent!

And Commander....

Do Enjoy Your Party.

1 hour later.
A half dozen women in fancy clothes all carrying curiously large hand cases arrive at SKK's hotel room.