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  • ID: 892560
  • Uploader: LarryTheLewder »
  • Date: over 14 years ago
  • Approver: Bloodletter »
  • Size: 121 KB .png (550x400) »
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    Lenin
    over 14 years ago
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    Should this be... Arjesus?

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    A006
    over 14 years ago
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    Real *** ride each other!

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    TikaMisha
    over 14 years ago
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    XD I almost died when I saw this!

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    RottedMind
    over 14 years ago
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    Dual persona?

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    touhoufannumbah249
    over 14 years ago
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    In the beginning, God created Adam and Eve... and Arceus.

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    user 337975
    over 14 years ago
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    touhoufannumbah249 said:
    In the beginning, God created Adam and Eve... and Arceus.

    Lol Agreed

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    Astara
    over 14 years ago
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    /Leo/ said:
    Lol Agreed

    same here but it's need to be fixed, arceus is supposed to be the creator of the universe and all the stuff, so he's god in some way, so he make adam and eve and dialga/palkia.

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    thevoid
    over 14 years ago
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    Astara said:
    same here but it's need to be fixed, arceus is supposed to be the creator of the universe and all the stuff, so he's god in some way, so he make adam and eve and dialga/palkia.

    so what would that make jesus?

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    Dickson
    over 14 years ago
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    Astara said:
    same here but it's need to be fixed, arceus is supposed to be the creator of the universe and all the stuff, so he's god in some way, so he make adam and eve and dialga/palkia.

    God made Arceus, then rested
    Arceus made everything else while God was resting

    thevoid said:
    so what would that make jesus?

    Arceus's son

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    Raidanzoup
    over 14 years ago
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    I thought it was The Dude. Disappoint.

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    KuroBaraHime
    over 14 years ago
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    Obviously God and Arceus are brothers and there's human and Poke versions of everyone.

    God = Arcaus
    Adam & Eve = Palkia & Dialga
    Lilith = Giratina
    Jesus = Mew
    Judas = Mewtwo
    etc.

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    NeverGonnaGive
    over 14 years ago
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    In the beginning, God and Arceus had a disagreement. God thought individuality was best expressed via personality. Arceus thought individuality was best expressed via physicality.

    And so, God made humans, a homogeneous creature with wildly varying behaviors, while Arceus made Pokémon, numbering hundreds of unique physiques, even within a creature's lifetime, though all bearing a similar will.

    Then humans brainstormed restrictive balls made from fruits.

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    GenerationZero
    over 14 years ago
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    "I caught this thing using a Pidgey that only knew Growl and a bit of chewing gum; 'cos I'm Jesus, yo."

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    Vezon The Insane
    over 14 years ago
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    KuroBaraHime said:
    Obviously God and Arceus are brothers and there's human and Poke versions of everyone.

    God = Arcaus
    Adam & Eve = Palkia & Dialga
    Lilith = Giratina
    Jesus = Mew
    Judas = Mewtwo
    etc.

    my god. everything is making sense to me now! wait. who would be Noah?

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    NeverGonnaGive
    over 14 years ago
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    Vezon_The_Insane said:
    wait. who would be Noah?

    I might be inclined to think Mewtwo, given the first movie, but at the least, Kyogre ought to be involved, though that'd mean delegating the "big fish" to Wailord or somethin'.

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    KuroBaraHime
    over 14 years ago
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    Noah saved all the animal/Pokemon from the flood, so Poke-Noah would save all the humans.

    So...Lugia? Rayquaza (calms down Kyogre)? Or if Kyogre caused the flood, Groudon could have created the new land for Humans and Pokemon.

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    Nameless Madao
    over 14 years ago
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    lol pokemon to be a new religion
    that.....
    i cant say anything

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    PyontaKun
    over 14 years ago
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    I wouldn't really call this "clever".

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    PixelOne
    over 14 years ago
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    So in our world He is Jesus, in Narnia, Alsan, and in Pokemon, Arceus. It all makes sense now.

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    Maguitus
    over 14 years ago
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    God is not Jesus....why people can't get this right?, Jesus is supposed to be God's son
    So, if Arceus is God, Jesus is...erh Mew?

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    zephel
    over 14 years ago
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    Maguitus said:
    God is not Jesus....why people can't get this right?, Jesus is supposed to be God's son
    So, if Arceus is God, Jesus is...erh Mew?

    God is Jesus...Jesus is god. Both are one in the same and at the same exact time two separate, father and son.

    However, if Arceus is God, and Jesus is mew, it works out. Mew can learn all techniques, while Arceus can do the same. i think...i'm extremely rusty on my pokemon information.

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    Skribulous
    over 14 years ago
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    T5J8F8 said:
    In the beginning, God and Arceus had a disagreement. God thought individuality was best expressed via personality. Arceus thought individuality was best expressed via physicality.

    And so, God made humans, a homogeneous creature with wildly varying behaviors, while Arceus made Pokémon, numbering hundreds of unique physiques, even within a creature's lifetime, though all bearing a similar will.

    Then humans brainstormed restrictive balls made from fruits.

    So Arceus is Satan?

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    NeverGonnaGive
    over 14 years ago
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    Maguitus said:
    God is not Jesus....why people can't get this right?, Jesus is supposed to be God's son
    So, if Arceus is God, Jesus is...erh Mew?

    Jesus is God-incarnate as a man. So, it'd have to be something like a mini-Arceus.

    ...Maybe Jirachi? A wish-maker (saves sinners), and with some serious downtime (Jirachi sleeps for a long time, Jesus was dead for three days).

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    silentMC
    over 14 years ago
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    Let's roll.

    OH YEAAAAAAAAH.

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    HaroldRowsdower
    over 14 years ago
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    Awww, daddy's giving him a piggyback ride!

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    neozigma
    over 14 years ago
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    Arceus is the Pokemon's God while Jesus is the son of the human God , something like that seems more fitting

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    user 76685
    over 14 years ago
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    This adds to some random pokemon thoughts, if Arcues is pokeGod... Will we see a pokemon version of Jesus? Or do we already have one? If they decide to make one will they say it was sacrifices on pokemon version of a cross for our sins and its second coming is upon us? ...One more and i'm done... Can it learn surf :O

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    Salbastro
    over 14 years ago
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    All I can say is that my mind is thoroughly blown by all these comments on poke-theology. Good work people. I tip my hat to you.

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    Astana
    about 14 years ago
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    Looks like an AMBER Alert...

    *sunglasses pull*

    Let's roll.

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    shinmasaki
    about 14 years ago
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    so, I heard you like God.

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    Skribulous
    about 14 years ago
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    DHP said:
    Will we see a pokemon version of Jesus? Or do we already have one?

    Ash/Satoshi's Pikachu.

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    kazzer
    about 14 years ago
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    all we need is Chuck Norris riding shotgun...

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    NeverGonnaGive
    almost 14 years ago
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    Astana said:
    Looks like an AMBER Alert...

    *sunglasses pull*

    Let's roll.

    Hey now, even if Ambertwo is an affront against Arceus, she's too damn cute/adorable/moé to smite!

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    Yuunagi
    over 13 years ago
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    Vezon_The_Insane said:
    my god. everything is making sense to me now! wait. who would be Noah?

    Prior to the invention of poké balls, "catching them all" required constructing an ark and having God on your side.

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