Where can I get tickets?

i will never be able to unsee that monkey's oh face...

Ape. Not monkey

AndarielHalo said:
Ape. Not monkey

Crucial difference to know if you ever plan to visit the Unseen Univeristy's library.

Fun fact: apes have much smaller penises than humans.

Lepperchaun said:
Fun fact: apes have much smaller penises than humans.

Why was I taught this back in 5th grade...??

Krugger said:
Where can I get tickets?

Look for that shady guy who cleans the lion cages next time you’re at the zoo.

Just as planned.

I'll bet that guy isn't even into beastiality.

That ape looks like Onizuka, from GTO.

Byakugan01 said:
Crucial difference to know if you ever plan to visit the Unseen Univeristy's library.

humans are a subset of apes and apes are a subset of oldworld monkeys

Noskire said:
humans are a subset of apes and apes are a subset of oldworld monkeys

Err...are you familiar with Terry Pratchet's Discworld series? Becuase in it, the Librarian of the Unseen Univeristy's library (The Wizard academy of Ankh-Morpok) is an Orangutang...and he takes special exception to being called "monkey"...oh shit.

Byakugan01 said:
Err...are you familiar with Terry Pratchet's Discowrld series? Becuase in it, the Librarian of the Unseen Univeristy's library (The Wizard academy of Ankh-Morpok) is an Organutang...and he takes special exception to being called "monkey"...oh shit.

*an organutang suddenly swings in and bashes your head*

Geez, what's part 2 of the date?

If it hasn't got a tail it's not a monkey,
Even if it's a monkey kind-of shape.
If it hasn't got a tail it's not a monkey,
If it hasn't got a tail, then it's an ape.

Thank you Veggie Tales.

interesting place to mention veggie tails huh.

INB4 Taxi Driver...

BCI_Temp said:

Geez, what's part 2 of the date?

Perhaps she is to join the show?