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    Series: Touhou - Reimu's Diary (Matsumoto Tomoyohi)

    Artist: Matsumoto Tomoyohi

    A series of entries in Reimu's diary. It's a parody of Keeper's diary from the Resident Evil 1 Remake (2002).

    Full diary from the game for reference (including the original japanese):

    Entries
    May 9th 1998

    Played poker tonight with Scott and
    Alias from Security, and Steve from
    Research. Steve was the big winner, but
    I think he was cheating. Scumbag.

    Japanese

    May 9, 1998
    夜、警備員のスコットとエリアス、 研究員のスティーブとポーカーをやった。

    スティーブの奴、 やたらついてやがったがきっといかさまにちがいねェ。
    俺たちをばかにしやがって。

    May 10th 1998

    One of the higher—ups assigned me to
    take care of a new creature. It looks
    like a skinned gorilla. Feeding
    instructions were to give it live
    animals.
    When I threw in a pig, the creature
    seemed to play with it...tearing off the
    pig's legs and pulling out the guts
    before it actually started eating.

    Japanese

    May 10, 1998
    今日、研究員のおえら方から新しい化け物の世話を頼まれた。
    皮をひんむいたゴリラのような奴だ。

    生きたえさがいいってんで、 豚を投げこんだら、 奴ら、 足をもぎ取ったり内臓を引き出したり遊んだあげくやっと食いやがる。

    May 11th 1998

    At around 5 A.M., Scott woke me up.
    Scared the shit out of me, too. He was
    wearing a protective suit. He handed
    me another one and told me to put it on.
    Said there'd been an accident in the
    basement lab.

    I just knew something like this would
    happen. Those bastards in Research
    never sleep, even on holiday.

    Japanese

    May 11, 1998
    今朝5時頃、 宇宙服みてえな防護衣を着たスコットに突然たたき起こされて俺も宇宙服を着せられた。
    なんでも、 研究所で事故があったらしい。
    研究員の連中ときたら、 夜も寝ないで実験ばかりやってるからこんな事になるんだ。

    May 12th 1998

    I've been wearing the damn space suit
    since yesterday. My skin's getting
    grimy and feels itchy all over. The
    goddamn dogs have been looking at me
    funny, so I decided not to feed them
    today. Screw 'em.

    Japanese

    May 12, 1998
    昨日からこのいまいましい宇宙服をつけたままなんで、 背中がむれちまって妙にかゆい。
    いらいらするんで、 腹いせにあの犬どもの飯を抜きにしてやった。
    いい気味だ。

    May 13th 1998

    Went to the Infirmary because my back
    is all swollen and feels itchy. They put
    a big bandage on it and told me I didn't
    need to wear the suit anymore. All I
    wanna do is sleep.

    Japanese

    May 13, 1998
    あまりに背中がかゆいんで医務室にいったら、 背中にでっけえバンソウコウを貼られた。
    それから、 もう俺は宇宙服を着なくていいと医者がいった。
    おかげで今夜はよく眠れそうだぜ。

    May 14th 1998

    Found another big blister on my foot
    this morning. I ended up dragging my
    foot all the way to the dog's pen. They
    were quiet all day, which is weird.

    Then I realized some of them had escaped.
    Maybe this is their way of getting
    back at me for not feeding them
    the last three days. If anybody finds
    out, I'll have my head handed to me.

    Japanese

    May 14, 1998
    朝起きたら、 背中だけでなく足にも腫物ができてやがった。
    犬どものオリがやけに静かなんで、 足引きずって見に行ったら数が全然たりねえ。
    めしを三日抜いたくらいで逃げやがって。
    おえら方に見つかったら大変だ。

    May 16th 1998

    Rumors going around that a researcher
    who tried to escape the estate last
    night was shot. My entire body feels
    hot and itchy and I'm sweating all
    the time now.

    I scratched the swelling on my arm and
    a piece of rotten flesh dropped off.
    What the hell's happening to me?

    Japanese

    May 16, 1998
    昨日、この屋しきから逃げ出そうとした研究いんが一人、 射さつされた、 て はなしだ。

    夜、 からだ中 あついかゆい。
    胸のはれ物 かきむし たら 肉がくさり落ちやがた。
    いったいおれ どうな て

    May 19th 1998

    Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggy food.

    Japanese

    May 19, 1998
    やと ねつ ひいた も とてもかゆい
    今日 はらへったの、 いぬ のエサ くう

    May 21st 1998

    Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so
    killed him. Tasty.

    Japanese

    May 21, 1998
    かゆい かゆい スコットー きた
    ひどいかおなんで ころし
    うまかっ です

    ???

    4 / / Itchy. Tasty.

    Japanese

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