... something tells me once that action prompt is translated, people will either bang their heads on the wall or laugh hard.

Some of us have made our decision already

Damn right I made my decision. I came this far to see something and I'm not leaving until I do.

I wanna play this visual novel. <3

Chooses option 4: Goes down on knees and praise his trapness
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I perfer the vanilla route...no pun intended

What if I just want to hug him?

What will you do?
Extort money
Stomach punch
Strip
→ Love tenderly

Those eyes make me feel like we should go to "bodyguard mode".

... Could I have more options?

Like a "just be cool" option? (Samuel L. Jackson version of telling someone to be cool optional.)

Some of the genuine girls in this 'verse created around Yohane are hot and... genuine girls, and friends with Yohane. Gut-punching him or stripping him naked might kind of color their impressions of me.

What will you do?
Extort money
Stomach punch
Strip
→Ask him, if he has a wall charger for my phone